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Stupid crossover drabble - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Stupid crossover drabble
The lovely kantayra was remarking recently on her Journal that she wanted to read stories about Sark (from Alias) in cold hard assassin mode, and that the only pairing she was interested in at that moment was Sark/Gun. She meant his automatic pistol, but I misread it slightly ... 100 words.


Happiness is a Warm Gunn


“Holy shit, man! You shot Wesley!” The handsome black lawyer looked at the body and then looked back at the cold, hard, assassin.

Sark shrugged. “I got paid. You have a problem with it?”

“Hell, no,” Gunn said. “We were friends, but he stabbed me. Kinda put a damper on the whole relationship thing.”

Sark smiled. “Glad to hear it. I usually have sex to celebrate a good clean kill. What do you say?”

Gunn’s eyes widened. “I’m straight! Sorry.”

“I’m free!” Harmony piped up.

Gunn shuddered. “Hey, man, got to save you from that. Consider me all gayed up.”

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Current Music: Tom Smith, "Talk Like a Pirate Day"

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From: xionin Date: September 21st, 2005 07:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
lol

that was fun!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 04:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
shaddyr From: shaddyr Date: September 21st, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
::giggles::

I haven't read fic in *weeks*. That was cute. Hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 04:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks; glad I managed to give you a brief smile. And, while I'm on, ::hugs::
sharelle From: sharelle Date: September 21st, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee! Funny!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 04:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
desoto_hia873 From: desoto_hia873 Date: September 21st, 2005 08:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee! Poor Harmony. (Though not that poor - she got to sleep with Adam Baldwin...)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!

(and with James Marsters, of course)
gillo From: gillo Date: September 21st, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee hee.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: September 21st, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
rincaro From: rincaro Date: September 21st, 2005 09:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snicker*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
waywardchilde From: waywardchilde Date: September 21st, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL! If I ever met the actor who plays Gunn in real life (is it August? Or J. August?) I will have that line just running across my head. "Consider me all gayed up." I'll start laughing and he won't understand.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!

There's a lot of things from fanfic that it would be best not to think about if meeting the real actors.
kantayra From: kantayra Date: September 21st, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
There's now an icon! *points and laughs* Oh god, too, too funny...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!

I just slapped the icon together in a couple of minutes, it's not good enough for long-term use.
From: hezzabeth Date: September 21st, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have no idea who that assasin guy is but I'm still laughing.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
spikendru From: spikendru Date: September 21st, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggles* I love it! But what's wrong with Harm?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 05:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!

I'm just mocking Harm for purposes of the drabble - you know she's really one of my favourite characters.
From: saifai Date: September 21st, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL. Leave it to Harmony... *gr*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 05:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
limerickgirl From: limerickgirl Date: September 22nd, 2005 11:50 am (UTC) (Link)
*LMAO* I love it!!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
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