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I've never been able to quit while I'm ahead

Yesterday rahirah did a post including this statement: I make it a point to avoid any fanfic that starts out: "Dear me," Giles said. "In order to save the world, you must get pregnant by a vampire immediately." "Darn," said Buffy. She sighed and lay down on the library table, kicking her panties off. "Well, don't just stand there, go get Spike and/or Angel and tell them to get porking."

That resulted in me doing the drabble “Whose Baby?” and then following it up with “Who’s The Daddy?” and now sephiroth01 has inspired me to do a third in the series. Don’t blame me, blame her. 100 words, the first 50 being rahirah’s and the second 50 being mine.


Demon Spawn


"Dear me," Giles said. "In order to save the world, you must get pregnant by a vampire immediately."

"Darn," said Buffy. She sighed and lay down on the library table, kicking her panties off. "Well, don't just stand there, go get Spike and/or Angel and tell them to get porking."

Giles frowned. “Restrain yourself, Buffy. I wasn’t talking to you. Or to you,” he added hastily, as Willow’s panties fell past her knees. “Nor you,” he told Anya, who pouted, “nor you,” he informed a very relieved Xander.

“I brought hot wings,” Clem beamed. “Hey, why’s everyone staring at me?”


ETA: I've added yet another.


Sex Education


"Dear me," Giles said. "In order to save the world, you must get pregnant by a vampire immediately."

"Darn," said Buffy. She sighed and lay down on the library table, kicking her panties off. "Well, don't just stand there, go get Spike and/or Angel and tell them to get porking."

Giles frowned. “Restrain yourself, Buffy. I wasn’t talking to you. Or you,” he added hastily, as Willow’s panties fell past her knees. “Nor you,” he informed a very relieved Xander.

“Staff and students fraternising. Undergarments on the floor,” Principal Snyder snarled. “What is – why are you all staring at me?”

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