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I can resist anything except temptation

rahirah has again inspired me to write something insane. She said (re the plotline of the latest BtVS official tie-in novel) I make it a point to avoid any fanfic that starts out:

"Dear me," Giles said. "In order to save the world, you must get pregnant by a vampire immediately."

"Darn," said Buffy. She sighed and lay down on the library table, kicking her panties off. "Well, don't just stand there, go get Spike and/or Angel and tell them to get porking."


How could I resist? At least this time it’s a 100-word drabble.


Whose Baby?


"Dear me," Giles said. "In order to save the world, you must get pregnant by a vampire immediately."

"Darn," said Buffy. She sighed and lay down on the library table, kicking her panties off. "Well, don't just stand there, go get Spike and/or Angel and tell them to get porking."

Giles heaved a sigh and adjusted his glasses. “I’m afraid it’s not as simple as that, Buffy. The prophecy is rather specific. The vampire must be recently turned, blonde haired, and, I’m afraid, female. There is only one contender for the role. Somehow, Buffy, you must become pregnant by Harmony.”

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More seriously (could anything be less?) there is another chapter of "Angel of the Morning" up now.
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