curiouswombat was planning to post tonight; possibly a full-scale rant, possibly just a few brief thoughts. However, her plans have had to be postponed because Shaka the Cat insisted on lying on the keyboard of her laptop and strenuously resisted all attempts to remove him. Attempts to type resulted in Word displaying the message "Word has detected that you are holding down the Control key. Do you wish to a) start Word in Safe Mode or b) shoot the cat?" When we finally managed to shift the feline monster we discovered that the i, k, l, and colon keys were unusable due to being covered in cat drool.