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Tentacles squirm again - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Tentacles squirm again
As well as pressing on with "The Cloak of Mist", I've been playing with ideas for bogwitch's Spike/Tentactle ficathon. This one isn't suitable, as it isn't Spike/Tentacle, but I'm going to post it anyway. 100 words, of course, rating R. An AU scene from the NirvanaVerse.


The Deeper Well


“I grow bored of this shell,” Illyria proclaimed, dropping the game controller. Her armour melted away, her skin became entirely blue, her limbs lengthened and twined sinuously towards Xander.

His eye widened in horror as the tentacles grasped him, shredded his clothes, and dragged him towards a gaping maw. One slippery tentacle slid into his anus, probing and teasing until his cock was brought to erection, then he was pulled into a slimy embrace; cock sinking into an unimaginable sexual orifice, screaming, fucking.

Later he told Spike about it. “And the amazing thing,” Xander said, “still more romantic than Faith.”

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Current Music: Nirvana, "Come As You Are"

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missmurchison From: missmurchison Date: January 26th, 2005 04:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Kinky!

And great punch line.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you. I've used that punch line before, and I'm sure I'll use it again. One of my favourite lines from the show.
kantayra From: kantayra Date: January 26th, 2005 04:44 am (UTC) (Link)
BWAH! *cracks up* That's just genius! *snort*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
makd From: makd Date: January 26th, 2005 04:54 am (UTC) (Link)
from scared to funny in two sentences: excellent.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 12:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
waywardchilde From: waywardchilde Date: January 26th, 2005 05:35 am (UTC) (Link)
A lot less scary then the Riley one and about billion times more funny. The still more romantic then Faith line was great. I just wanted to tell you that Chapter six of the Next mission is up. I don't know if you read it, I can't tell if there's no review, and I remember that you were on of the first people on here to read it. So I thought I’d mention it.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!

Yes, I have read Chapter Six, I thought I'd added a comment but perhaps I didn't.
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: January 26th, 2005 08:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh. The Deeper Well! Love it.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
desdemonaspace From: desdemonaspace Date: January 26th, 2005 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, that's just not right! That line is from Galaxy Quest, in which my woobie Tony Shalhoub finally gets to make it with the alien chick, and she morphs into her true shape, tentacles and all. It's uttered in mingled disgust and fascination by an onlooking red shirt.

I like this a lot. :-)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 01:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
sanda56 From: sanda56 Date: January 26th, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
“still more romantic than Faith.”

Love it! Xander gets all the luck, doesn't he? *g*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 01:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.

Yes, Xander's still a Demon Magnet.
hieispike From: hieispike Date: January 26th, 2005 02:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Awesome! I <3 Xander/Illyria. :P
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 02:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
deborahc From: deborahc Date: January 26th, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love your quirky, kinky sense of humor.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!

I noticed you have the specifications for theohara's "vamp-in-a-box" challenge in your Memories - are you reading the response to it, the awesome "His Tender Mercies" by the wonderful enigmaticblues?
deborahc From: deborahc Date: January 26th, 2005 05:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
I sure am, in hard copy, no less. I got muddled about which chapters I'd already printed (confusing it with another fic) and when I got home last night found I had 8 - 12 but was still missing 4 - 7. So I'm a bit behind. I sent an Email from home to myself at work as a reminder to print the missing chapters so I can catch up. But I'm enjoying what I've read so far very much.

...I'm finding it harder and harder to keep straight all the WIPs that I'm reading, whether I'm reading them online or printing them out, all the rec's I've seen and bookmarked between my work and home computers for future reference, and all the fics I find in the LJ Memories of the writers who are new discoveries for me. So much fic, so little time.
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: January 26th, 2005 07:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Later he told Spike about it. “And the amazing thing,” Xander said, “still more romantic than Faith.”

LMHO...that line kills me. :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
It is a great line; I'm sure I'll use it again. Plot bunnies for re-use include Xander falling into a river infested with Piranha fish, and so on.

I don't really enjoy tormenting Xander. I won't really do it to the poor guy.

Oh, who am I kidding? I would do it all over again, only I'd do this ...

Xander goes on a canoeing expedition and is waylaid by banjo-playing psychopathic mutant hillbillies. "Squeal like a pig, boy!" "And the amazing thing, still more romantic than Faith."
wickedplum21 From: wickedplum21 Date: January 26th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Too funny for words! Love your humor. Is the Faith line from your head, or was it really in the show? I missed the episode when she and Xander hooked up.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!

The line is indeed from the show; it's from The Harsh Light of Day, when Anya makes her staggeringly blunt proposition to Xander.

ANYA: I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.

XANDER: And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith.

calove From: calove Date: January 26th, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Tee hee! Perfect lead up to the last line!

Now you see, Xander and tentacles I can cope with. That's funny. But Spike... no... that's just... yewww...

I'm clearly a prude.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 26th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not a prude; you just care about Spike and don't care about Xander.

I take it you're not going to be participating in bogwitch's ficathon, then?
debxena From: debxena Date: January 27th, 2005 08:49 am (UTC) (Link)
I was drinking milk. The resulting mess ... well, let's say I needed a towel.

Great last line!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 27th, 2005 11:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Perhaps I should have a warning on my page. "Caution; do not read if drinking milk, coke, or coffee, or if operating heavy machinery. May contain nuts."

Thank you!
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