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Happy Birthday to an Anya fan

Happy Birthday to elcazavampiros

Here is yet another entry in kallysten's 2005 Drabble Challenge. Crossposted there; comments, if any, here. 100 words. Featuring Anya, so dedicated to elcazavampiros as a birthday gift. Rating – well, say ‘R’ for innuendo.

Can't Buy Me Love

“All the best things in life are free,” Anya sang, “But you can give them to the birds and the bees, I want money, that’s what I want.” She reverted to normal speech. “And orgasms. They’re free, but more valuable than money. Didn’t the Beatles ever get orgasms? John and Yoko stayed in bed for a week at the Amsterdam Hilton. Didn’t they do any boinking?”

“They were in view of the Press at the time,” Giles pointed out. “They certainly ‘boinked’ in private. Remember ‘Come Together’?”

“Right now,” Anya sang, “Over me.”

Giles had to take a cold shower.
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