Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs) wrote,

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Why did he live under the name of Sanders anyway?

Inspired by a comment by appomattoxco, on curiouswombat's LJ, here is a Winnie the Pooh half-drabble. Only 50 words, because he is a Bear of Very Little Brain.

Now We Are Sex

Pooh and Piglet sat disconsolately in Spearmint Rhino. They had enjoyed watching an erotic lap-dance from a beautiful naked girl, with Piglet blushing and Pooh drooling on his fur, but their cash had run out and the girl had departed.

“Bother!” said Pooh. “Isn’t it funny, how bares like money?”
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