Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs) wrote,
Speaker-to-Customers
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If I ruled the world...

...fanfic writers who describe characters as 'viscous killers' or who refer to someone smiling a 'viscous smile' would be thrown into a swimming pool filled with treacle.

And those who refer to 'lightening bolts' would be pumped full of helium.
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