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Words in the Heroes' Tongue
I have a variable-sword. I urge calm.
If I ruled the world...
...fanfic writers who describe characters as 'viscous killers' or who refer to someone smiling a 'viscous smile' would be thrown into a swimming pool filled with treacle.

And those who refer to 'lightening bolts' would be pumped full of helium.
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brunettepet From: brunettepet Date: November 18th, 2017 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
These are two things that make me stop reading a fic (even though viscous was funny the first few times).
curiouswombat From: curiouswombat Date: November 18th, 2017 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Along with rouge vampires...
kerkevik_2014 From: kerkevik_2014 Date: December 15th, 2017 12:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Do they bite your cheeks instead then....
kazzy_cee From: kazzy_cee Date: November 18th, 2017 06:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
slaymesoftly From: slaymesoftly Date: November 18th, 2017 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, c'mon, tell us how you really feel. Not that I don't agree with you, most defiantly... ;)
thismaz From: thismaz Date: November 19th, 2017 06:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Unless it's a play on words, or a pun.
trepkos From: trepkos Date: November 19th, 2017 03:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
ffutures From: ffutures Date: November 19th, 2017 08:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not to mention the Winter Solider...
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