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LotR Crossover Drabble: Prince Charming - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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LotR Crossover Drabble: Prince Charming
And now a third in the series that started with the LotR ‘spelling mistake’ drabble Kings of the Wild Frontier. As I’m giving all the instalments titles drawn from Adam and the Ants songs I’m calling the series ‘Ent Music’.

Summary: It’s traditional to seal alliances with a marriage… Rating PG, 100 words.


Prince Charming


“I’m not sorry to see the back of that varmint,” Hawkeye told Théoden. “A sly snake, he is, for all he’s an enemy to the Hurons.”

“Saruman the White speaks with forked tongue,” agreed Chingachgook.

“But if you want us to turn our weapons against Sauron,” Hawkeye continued, “you’ll have to sweeten the deal. An alliance by marriage. Your niece is a fair maiden, so I’ve heard.”

“You want to marry Éowyn?”

“Not me,” said Hawkeye. “Uncas. He’s the prince of his tribe.”

“Sire, I protest,” said Éomer. “Would you hand over my sister to the Lust of the Mohicans?”

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Current Location: Isengard
Current Music: Adam and the Ants, "Prince Charming"

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scarlet1061 From: scarlet1061 Date: September 20th, 2012 07:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Would you hand over my sister to the Lust of the Mohicans?

Yes Éomer, think of it:
See, he (Uncas/ Daniel Day-Lewis) looks just like the king of the woodland realm in the north.
A bit like Legolas, just a little more broad in the shoulders...

Don't you want beautiful nieces and nephews?

Hahaha, love the series. I'm now waiting for the next part.
Thank you.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 20th, 2012 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Actually Uncas was played by Eric Schweig.

Thank you!

scarlet1061 From: scarlet1061 Date: September 21st, 2012 04:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, probably have to watch it again, sometime...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 20th, 2012 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Next part now up.
ffutures From: ffutures Date: September 20th, 2012 08:20 am (UTC) (Link)
OUCH!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 20th, 2012 06:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh!
vikingprincess From: vikingprincess Date: September 20th, 2012 11:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Irresistable pun, yes!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 20th, 2012 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
slaymesoftly From: slaymesoftly Date: September 20th, 2012 04:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
*Groan*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 20th, 2012 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh!
desdemonaspace From: desdemonaspace Date: September 22nd, 2012 12:50 am (UTC) (Link)
That made me giggle. Thanks, Speakr.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 22nd, 2012 08:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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