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Crossover fic: Eternal Twilight of the Sparkling Mind - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Crossover fic: Eternal Twilight of the Sparkling Mind
Here is perhaps the shortest fanfic ever written. A Twilight/Harry Potter crossover in only a single sentence. PG, 14 words, and of course I’m not going to bother with a cut.

Eternal Twilight of the Sparkling Mind

In his seventy-ninth year at Hogwarts Edward Cullen finally went completely and irreversibly insane.

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Current Location: Hogwarts
Current Music: Fun, "We Are Young"

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wildecate From: wildecate Date: June 27th, 2012 11:09 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG What a totally awesome like fic. More PLEEEEEZZZ
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: June 29th, 2012 09:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Okay, here is same more.

THE END.
ljs From: ljs Date: June 27th, 2012 11:42 am (UTC) (Link)
[applause]
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: June 29th, 2012 09:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
paratti From: paratti Date: June 27th, 2012 12:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Snerk.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: June 29th, 2012 09:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
appomattoxco From: appomattoxco Date: June 27th, 2012 02:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: June 29th, 2012 09:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: June 27th, 2012 02:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
That long?

Works for me... You won't be able to post this at TTH as it stands though, they insist on a 100-word minimum chapter. So you'll have to write a few more to fill the void...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: June 29th, 2012 09:43 am (UTC) (Link)
I know about the restriction but adding more would defeat the point. TtH will just have to do without it.
brunettepet From: brunettepet Date: June 27th, 2012 09:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
What a fitting fate!

Is Etermal in the title a typo or is it some sort of pun that I'm too allergy fogged to get?

Edited at 2012-06-27 09:26 pm (UTC)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: June 29th, 2012 09:43 am (UTC) (Link)
It was a typo.
timeofchange From: timeofchange Date: June 27th, 2012 09:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
I read this and started laughing. Time Jr. asked what was so funny, and I passed the 'puter to him. He started laughing. Now we keep looking at each other and laughing.

Well done!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: June 29th, 2012 09:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! And belated Happy Birthday; I would have done a birthday post but I was under the impression that you weren't around on LiveJournal these days and wouldn't have seen it.
timeofchange From: timeofchange Date: June 29th, 2012 12:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I was gone for almost a year after my old laptop died, but I wandered back in a few months ago. I'm not posting much, as the RL chaos is still a bit intense, but I do try to read my Flist every day or two. I always find something interesting or something to make me laugh. My son tells me Live Journal is antiquated and old school but it's so very good at what it does, which is connect me to interesting, literate people I would never have met otherwise.

Thanks for the belated birthday wishes. I am really not sure how I got this old, but there you have it.
shaddyr From: shaddyr Date: June 28th, 2012 06:35 am (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHA!

Best Twilight fic EV4R!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: June 29th, 2012 09:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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