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Drabble: A Serious Omission - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: A Serious Omission
Here is a silly little drabble inspired by the current Curry’s/PC World advert. BtVS/Star Wars, 100 words, rating G.


A Serious Omission



Admiral Motti fidgeted as Darth Vader’s cold gaze swept across the Admiral’s display of Sideshow Collectibles 12” figures.

“It’s a perfectly acceptable hobby,” the Admiral said defensively. “They’re not dolls. They’re Buffy the Vampire Slayer figures. Very… bloodthirsty.”

Vader examined the figures one by one. Buffy, Willow, Angel, Spike, Xander, Anya, Tara, Giles, Oz, and another figure of Spike in vampire face. Vader turned, raised a menacing hand, and clenched his fist.

The Admiral reeled, clutching at his throat, and gasped out “How… have I… offended you, Lord Vader?”

Vader’s sonorous voice replied. “I find your lack of Faith disturbing.”

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sueworld2003 From: sueworld2003 Date: November 18th, 2011 12:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
*hoots* That was superb!! :D
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
cat63 From: cat63 Date: November 18th, 2011 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
gigglesnort!

Bravo!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
beer_good_foamy From: beer_good_foamy Date: November 18th, 2011 01:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
paratti From: paratti Date: November 18th, 2011 01:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Snerk.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
kazzy_cee From: kazzy_cee Date: November 18th, 2011 01:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well that just made me LOL!!! cheered up Friday no end - thank you!! :)

speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: November 18th, 2011 02:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Excellent!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
spikereader From: spikereader Date: November 18th, 2011 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL - love it.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
wildecate From: wildecate Date: November 18th, 2011 05:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Laughed. And laughed. And laughed until i cried.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
jedibuttercup From: jedibuttercup Date: November 18th, 2011 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
sharelle From: sharelle Date: November 18th, 2011 09:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
*gigglesnort* That was perfect!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
alwaysjbj From: alwaysjbj Date: November 18th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
audela From: audela Date: November 18th, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Groan! That's a smiler.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
owenthurman From: owenthurman Date: November 19th, 2011 04:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow. I didn't see that coming at all. Bravo.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 19th, 2011 11:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
aadler From: aadler Date: November 19th, 2011 01:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was really awful. (Which, for puns, is a compliment.) And perfectly suited to the drabble format.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 20th, 2011 08:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.
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