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Drabble: A Serious Omission

Here is a silly little drabble inspired by the current Curry’s/PC World advert. BtVS/Star Wars, 100 words, rating G.


A Serious Omission



Admiral Motti fidgeted as Darth Vader’s cold gaze swept across the Admiral’s display of Sideshow Collectibles 12” figures.

“It’s a perfectly acceptable hobby,” the Admiral said defensively. “They’re not dolls. They’re Buffy the Vampire Slayer figures. Very… bloodthirsty.”

Vader examined the figures one by one. Buffy, Willow, Angel, Spike, Xander, Anya, Tara, Giles, Oz, and another figure of Spike in vampire face. Vader turned, raised a menacing hand, and clenched his fist.

The Admiral reeled, clutching at his throat, and gasped out “How… have I… offended you, Lord Vader?”

Vader’s sonorous voice replied. “I find your lack of Faith disturbing.”

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