Go look at your blog. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?
I thought I'd be okay. My first thought was that it would be Chapter 4 of 'The Witch's Promise' and I'd have Tara, Roshan (who's pretty good with a sword), Buffy, Willow, Xander, Anya, and Dawn. One chapter short of having Conan the Barbarian and Pelias the Sorcerer but still a pretty tough team.
And then I checked. And, in fact, that wasn't the last fandom-related thing I'd posted. In fact my team would be Éomer, Lothíriel, and... Winnie the Pooh.
Yep, I'm pretty fucked. But at least I'll have Hunny.