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Zombie Apocalypse/Fandom Meme - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Zombie Apocalypse/Fandom Meme
Gacked from firefly124, who gacked it from karaokegal:

Go look at your blog. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?

I thought I'd be okay. My first thought was that it would be Chapter 4 of 'The Witch's Promise' and I'd have Tara, Roshan (who's pretty good with a sword), Buffy, Willow, Xander, Anya, and Dawn. One chapter short of having Conan the Barbarian and Pelias the Sorcerer but still a pretty tough team.

And then I checked. And, in fact, that wasn't the last fandom-related thing I'd posted. In fact my team would be Éomer, Lothíriel, and... Winnie the Pooh.

Yep, I'm pretty fucked. But at least I'll have Hunny.

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rahirah From: rahirah Date: July 7th, 2011 07:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
I dunno, Eomer probably has enough horses at hand that you can all run away from the zombies.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2011 01:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
No, he and Lothíriel could ride away from the zombies. I can't ride so Pooh and I would be left to our fates.
rahirah From: rahirah Date: July 8th, 2011 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, Pooh could volunteer to distract the zombies while you escaped. Since he is a Bear Of Very Little Brain, they couldn't hurt him much!
maryperk73703 From: maryperk73703 Date: July 7th, 2011 07:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
I posted a chapter of a story that had loads of people. On the side of the zombies is Doc and Glory. On my side is Spike, Buffy, Anya, Willow, Giles, Cordelia, Doyle, Xander, a security guard that Glory mindsucked in canon but not in my story, and some of the monks.

Edited at 2011-07-07 07:56 pm (UTC)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2011 01:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Would Glory be on the side of the zombies? They eat brains, she sucks them. They're competitors on the same point of the food chain. She might well be willing to help exterminate them.
maryperk73703 From: maryperk73703 Date: July 8th, 2011 01:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think I'd trust the zombies being on my side faster than Glory. LOL
elisi From: elisi Date: July 7th, 2011 08:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I HAVE DALEKS! OLD SKOOL DALEKS! \o/
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2011 01:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
ZOMBIES WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED!
vikingprincess From: vikingprincess Date: July 7th, 2011 08:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
I will unquestionably be the weakest link in my Zombie Apocalypse Survival Squad - since the last fandom related thing I posted was a character manifesto on Rogue of the X-men, including discussion of Magneto, Wolverine, and Gambit, as well as mention of Mystique, Angel, Sabretooth, and Phoenix.

Now that's a zombie-fightin' pack of powers, yes?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2011 01:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Didn't some of them get turned into zombies in Marvel Zombies?
vikingprincess From: vikingprincess Date: July 8th, 2011 03:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL, yes, they did. But that was an alternate universe, and I primarily discussed 616 canon in my character manifesto. (Which I suppose somewhat begs the question, but I'm sticking to my metaphorical guns and claiming that they would still be a very kick-ass anti-zombie unit.)
cat63 From: cat63 Date: July 7th, 2011 08:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Unless book reviews count, I think the last fandom thing I posted was a Torchwood drabble.

About Myfanwy.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not :-)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2011 01:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
How big is Myfanwy as an adult? Big enough to fly away on?
cat63 From: cat63 Date: July 8th, 2011 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I doubt she could carry me, even if she felt so inclined :-)

alwaysjbj From: alwaysjbj Date: July 7th, 2011 08:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
You could always use Pooh as a zombie sacrifice decoy while you jump on a horse and gallop to safety.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2011 01:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Alas, I can't ride. Pooh and I would have to dig Heffalump traps to delay the zombies.
alwaysjbj From: alwaysjbj Date: July 8th, 2011 07:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, bother!
From: beer_good_foamy Date: July 7th, 2011 08:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Don't underestimate Pooh. He rips body parts off his friends and decorates people's houses with them.

I have Zoe, Willow and Tara, Wesley and two gunslingers on my side. I'll be alright.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2011 07:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
As Pooh is a Bear of Very Little Brain he might be immune to zombie attack.
elizardbits From: elizardbits Date: July 7th, 2011 09:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
BEHOLD, APOCALYPSE POOH

quinara From: quinara Date: July 7th, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pooh would be awesome in an apocalypse! With his luck, you'd all have your heads stuck in pots of hunny - but, by the time you got them out again, everything would have serendipitously been solved without you having to lift a finger.

Surprise surprise, I have Spike and Buffy on my team. Which could be good, but one of us would probably have to sacrifice ourselves to save the day...
shipperx From: shipperx Date: July 7th, 2011 11:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think I'd be okay. Last new thing I wrote and posted had Spike, Buffy, Lindsey, and a Knight of Byzantium. And the last thing I posted (which was a re-posting of an old fic) had Spike, Angel, Gunn, Illyria, Harmony, and a Dragon. I think I could actually ditch everyone else and just stick with the Dragon... who was sentient, breathed fire, and could fly.

Edited at 2011-07-07 11:52 pm (UTC)
hieispike From: hieispike Date: July 8th, 2011 08:39 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't know... Pooh tends to be lucky. Something would probably happen to let you escape from the zombies. ^_^
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2011 07:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Something would probably happen to let Pooh escape from the zombies, anyway. Although, as he's a Bear of Very Little Brain, they might ignore him and concentrate on me.
hieispike From: hieispike Date: July 9th, 2011 01:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear.
ffutures From: ffutures Date: July 8th, 2011 09:47 am (UTC) (Link)
OK, the last specific bit of fanfic I posted included Horatio Caine (CSI), Dexter Morgan (Dexter), and Kenny the immortal kid psychopath from Highlander. I'm probably fucked, since Kenny will cheerfully kill anyone that inconveniences him, Horatio Caine will run out of ammo after the first five minutes, and Dexter isn't really working with his usual skill set (but might be good with a chainsaw) and probably doesn't care much about keeping me alive.

OTOH, since I posted that I've linked to a My Little Pony / Serenity crossover vid, and I suspect that that combination could take on the zombie apocalypse easily...
fileg From: fileg Date: July 9th, 2011 06:34 am (UTC) (Link)
My last tagged Fandom post was about the quality of the big screen Two Towers. The only character-related mention by name was the big screen bluray edition of gollum's butt crack.

I'm not sure if that means I'm hosed or safe......


Also mentioned in passing were the Bronies of Rohan. I don't know how they would fare, but I would pay to see that movie.
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