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Why keep an author and do your own writing? - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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speakr2customrs
speakr2customrs
Why keep an author and do your own writing?
My wife came up with an idea for a drabble, and forced me to write it for her! The Journal subject is a quote from her. The drabble is in the PerfectVerse, post story, and it's actually a half drabble (a dabble?), only 50 words. Too small to bother with a cut.

Knock Me Down With A Feather


Spike lay on the bed, naked, except for a clump of feathers strategically positioned at his groin, with a bamboo handle lying across his chest.

Buffy looked at him critically. “Not that I don’t think you look good like that, but I said I missed you wearing your leather duster.”

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Current Music: Ian Dury and the Blockheads, "Clever Trevor"

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maddeinin From: maddeinin Date: November 27th, 2004 07:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee. :D
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 27th, 2004 11:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Half of hee hee?
hieispike From: hieispike Date: November 27th, 2004 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wicked naughty, as usual. Just the way I like it. :P
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 27th, 2004 11:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
zyrya From: zyrya Date: November 27th, 2004 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snerk*

I love it. And Buffy's right ... he'd still look good.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 27th, 2004 11:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
But not exactly the Big Bad. Umm ...
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: November 27th, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 27th, 2004 11:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
At least this time the groan-making idea came from my wife, not me. I'm innocent, guv.
schehrezade_1 From: schehrezade_1 Date: November 27th, 2004 11:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
OH MY!! Thank you for the massive giggle!
I think I fried my keyboard! Tea all over the place!!

LOL
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 27th, 2004 11:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Don't blame me, blame my wife. I was only obeying orders.
tesla321 From: tesla321 Date: November 28th, 2004 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Bwah!

:goes to get cloth to wipe tea from monitor:
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 12:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Wipe it off with a feather duster.
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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)
You may not have realised what you were letting yourself in for when you Friended me.
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quinara From: quinara Date: November 28th, 2004 12:49 am (UTC) (Link)
One day you're gonna have to make the speakr2customrs groan-inducing puns/jokes....

Amusing though. ;)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 12:58 am (UTC) (Link)
You think I should start an LJ Community for them?
megan_peta From: megan_peta Date: November 28th, 2004 02:15 am (UTC) (Link)
*snicker* Very cheeky!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 02:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks. What a picture, eh?
shadowscast From: shadowscast Date: November 28th, 2004 03:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee hee hee hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 04:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
sevedra From: sevedra Date: November 28th, 2004 04:16 am (UTC) (Link)
this is so funny!
love it love it love it
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 04:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you very much!
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: November 28th, 2004 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)
LMHO...clever, clever.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 04:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, she's very clever - she even got me to do all the work for her.
evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: November 28th, 2004 05:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Now, this is a pun I can appreciate.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 05:17 am (UTC) (Link)
I am beginning to wonder just a little bit what inspired my wife to come up with it.
missmurchison From: missmurchison Date: November 28th, 2004 05:26 am (UTC) (Link)
LMAO

Also, this reminds me of one of my husband's favorite jokes. Pardon me if I've already told it.

What's the difference between kinky and exotic?

Exotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 28th, 2004 05:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Don't tempt me ...
irishvampire13 From: irishvampire13 Date: December 13th, 2004 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
*laughs even harder*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 15th, 2004 07:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.
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