I had to go out to a work social function tonight. Hours of my own time spent away from the Internet! The horror.
But actually I quite enjoyed it. Lots of the girls were wearing low-cut tops, so the scenery was pleasant. I even was persuaded to get up and have a go at the karaoke. Guess what I sang (and very well, I'm told)?
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!
Here we are now, entertain us ...