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Half-drabble: Punctuated Equilibrium - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Half-drabble: Punctuated Equilibrium
Here is a Buffyverse half-drabble (50 words, PG). It’s so short I’m not bothering with a cut. Please read carefully. BtVS Season 7…

Punctuated Equilibrium

The Potential Slayers clustered around Faith as she told her story. “I was in a comma for eight months,” the Dark Slayer related.

“How did that happen?” Rona asked.

Faith lowered the waistband of her jeans to show off her scar. “Simple,” she said. “Buffy stabbed me in the semi-colon.”

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beer_good_foamy From: beer_good_foamy Date: October 21st, 2010 08:53 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, you can't blame Buffy for being crabby when she's on her period.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 12:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Can I quote you on that?
ffutures From: ffutures Date: October 21st, 2010 10:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Someone ought to put a stop to that sort of behaviour.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 12:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Or at least a pause.
spikereader From: spikereader Date: October 21st, 2010 10:20 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 12:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ljs From: ljs Date: October 21st, 2010 10:34 am (UTC) (Link)
[applause]
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 12:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
gillo From: gillo Date: October 21st, 2010 10:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Unbalanced as ever! But at least Fith didn't come to a full stop. (Or, for American friends, have her period.)

Nice to see an Evil Speaker Pun
(TM)
again!

Edited at 2010-10-21 10:42 am (UTC)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 12:59 am (UTC) (Link)
And Faith didn't complete her sentence.

Thank you!
From: hawera Date: October 21st, 2010 10:59 am (UTC) (Link)
That probably merits a life sentence.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 12:59 am (UTC) (Link)
There was a get-out clause.
From: just_shy_1 Date: October 21st, 2010 11:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Snerk.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
cbtreks From: cbtreks Date: October 21st, 2010 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Groan! (And funny!)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
hesadevil From: hesadevil Date: October 21st, 2010 12:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
.
Faith's getting her full stops (dots) confused - meercat/market Simples
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:01 am (UTC) (Link)
My ancestors did not go through all that just to sell you cheap Hellmouth insurance!
gamiila From: gamiila Date: October 21st, 2010 01:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Good one!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
theantijoss From: theantijoss Date: October 21st, 2010 01:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
moscow_watcher From: moscow_watcher Date: October 21st, 2010 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
You. Are. Evil. :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:01 am (UTC) (Link)
But cute with it.
sunnyd_lite From: sunnyd_lite Date: October 21st, 2010 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snerk* I needed that today! Thanks~!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
jedibuttercup From: jedibuttercup Date: October 21st, 2010 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
*groan* Hee.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: October 21st, 2010 04:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Arf!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: October 22nd, 2010 01:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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