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666, the number of the... shopping channel? - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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666, the number of the... shopping channel?
The cat just changed satellite TV channels, as he does, by standing on the remote. He stood on the '6' and thus entered '666'. Alas, it was not Antichrist TV, or blasting out Heavy Metal, and neither was it a National Geographic wildlife channel. It turned out to be 'JML Active', a jewellery shopping channel.

Probably not quite what Iron Maiden had in mind...

Current Music: Iron Maiden, "Number of the Beast"

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sp23 From: sp23 Date: June 11th, 2010 10:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
I wonder if they were the ones that sold W&H Spike's medallion. ;-)
curiouswombat From: curiouswombat Date: June 11th, 2010 10:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
You've got it! By George, I think you've got it!
frenchani From: frenchani Date: June 11th, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Perfect!
pfeifferpack From: pfeifferpack Date: June 12th, 2010 12:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Shaka is just announcing impending doom for us all OR making a music request. Silly kitty LOL.

Kathleen
cbtreks From: cbtreks Date: June 12th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Well I do hear a lot about evil capitalism.... Not to mention evil consumerism and evil debt.
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 12th, 2010 06:17 am (UTC) (Link)

heh.

As someone who worked for a Home shopping network during college, I can attest to the accuracy of the channel. When you call in you are required to give your credit card number and your soul. If you are republican, you can sign over your children.
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: June 12th, 2010 09:49 am (UTC) (Link)
Shopping channels *are* evil, to some people ...
solunvar From: solunvar Date: June 12th, 2010 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well... I always considered Angel's Wolfram and Hart to be the legal department of true evil: telesales. That's where the devil thrives :-)
cordykitten From: cordykitten Date: June 12th, 2010 08:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
:))
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