?

Log in

No account? Create an account
I speak 2 customrs customrs' speak 2 me calendar about s2c Speaker's Corner Previously on s2c Previously on s2c Next Next
Animal crackers? - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
I have a variable-sword. I urge calm.
speakr2customrs
speakr2customrs
Animal crackers?
Just another one of my lunatic drabbles; blame theohara for indirectly inspiring me.



Monkey Business



“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door. Anya was chanting, attempting to summon D’Hoffryn. The defenders were weakening and the demons gaining the upper hand.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise and horror. “Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” she exclaimed, eyes flashing blue. “Ook!”

Tags:
Current Mood: crazy crazy
Current Music: Bloodhound Gang, "Bad Touch"

19 comments or speak 2 me
Comments
theohara From: theohara Date: November 26th, 2004 02:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
HAR! Your drabbles are love.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 02:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you. Have another M&M. Although they're not really your initials on those candy shells, they were named after Slim Shady.
ffutures From: ffutures Date: November 26th, 2004 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Depends which monkey's uncle she means, of course. The first Ape (don't use the M word) that comes to mind when I hear the word "Ook!" can seriously kick ass.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 02:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've been kicking an idea around for a very long time of having Giles turn into the Librarian. This is as close as I've come so far, but it will happen one day.

Probably featuring Spike using the "M" word and then being picked up by the heels and his head rammed into the floor.
calove From: calove Date: November 26th, 2004 02:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee! Poor Will!

Is this going to be a series? My mate uses the expression "Well, bugger me sideways with a rolled up umbrella."

Maybe not.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 02:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I did one with Willow saying "Fuck me up and down and sideways" but it didn't trim down to 100 words all that well. Yes, it is a series; here's a sneak preview of another.


“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Anya was chanting to summon D’Hoffryn. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door, but the demons were forcing them back. D’Hoffryn’s demon minions clustered around, staring over Willow’s shoulder, fascinated.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise. “Oh, I suck big time,” she moaned, eyes flashing blue.

Big Time stepped forward, loosening his robes.

calove From: calove Date: November 26th, 2004 02:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bwhahahahaha!!! OHHHH!!!! I like that one!!!

I can't stop giggling. The builders will think I've flipped.

Again.

You're a baaaddd man :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 02:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've got the builders coming next week or the week after, you could get your revenge.

Actually looking at that sentence perhaps I should reconsider my word choice. Builders are arriving at my house shortly. No coming of any kind will be involved.
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: November 26th, 2004 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
speakr2customrs
I've got the builders coming next week or the week after, you could get your revenge.


Wasn't that a porn film?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
The Builders Always Come Twice

starring Brick Layer.
desdemonaspace From: desdemonaspace Date: November 26th, 2004 02:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Willow is Dubya's uncle? Didn't know George I had a brother.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 02:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
A different monkey. Willow is now the uncle of Monkey, aka Great Sage Equal to Heaven, the Buddhist deity.

Or not.
(Deleted comment)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
fangfaceandrea From: fangfaceandrea Date: November 26th, 2004 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't get it! ::Pouts::

Blame it on my innocence (which makes an aperance once or twice a year) or my lack of understanding when it comes to some cultural references. but i dont Get it!
::pouts some more, then sulks::
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cultural reference.

English really, so Willow probably wouldn't say it, but she could have picked the expression up from Giles.

"I'll be a monkey's uncle!" is an English expression indicating extreme surprise. She's still under the "my will be done" spell from "Something Blue" - so suddenly she's an adult male monkey.
fangfaceandrea From: fangfaceandrea Date: November 26th, 2004 03:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

huh...

hee, is always good to pick up new expressions.
see now that i get it i can say how funny the drabble was, and how much your lunnatic drabbles rock!

:-D

Thanks.

bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: November 26th, 2004 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
::groan::

(but not in a porn way.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2004 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
You ain't seen nuthin' yet.
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: November 26th, 2004 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Should I be worried?
19 comments or speak 2 me