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Drabble: They're Taking The Hobbits To... Cheyenne Mountain?

I’m working on a drabble incorporating my worst ever pun but it isn’t ready yet. Neither is the long-awaited final chapter of ‘Life Resumed’ but that should be finished later today. Really. In the meantime here’s a drabble that is pun-free but still as silly as anything I’ve ever done. 100 words, PG, just Dawn and Andrew talking about fanfic…

They’re taking the hobbits to… Cheyenne Mountain?

Dawn looked over Andrew’s shoulder at the screen of his laptop. “You’re writing Stargate: SG-1 fanfic?”

“Indeed,” Andrew replied, his Teal’c imitation perhaps the worst ever. “A Lord of the Rings crossover. SG-1 go through the Chapa’ai and emerge in Rivendell just in time to join the Fellowship.”

“Shipper fic?” asked Dawn.

“Indeed,” Andrew said again. “Jack/Sam.”

Dawn frowned. “I thought maybe Teal’c/Éowyn or even Aragorn/Sam. Isn’t Jack/Sam a bit, well, predictable and stale?”

Andrew shook his head. “I don’t think so,” he said, “and it has the advantage of clearing the way for Daniel/Frodo.”

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