Cameron Mitchell set down the résumé and looked at the small pink alien. “I’m sorry,” he said, “but you don’t quite have the qualities I need for a new member of SG-1.”
The alien made mournful whistling noises.
El Nombre looked up from where he was amusing himself with an alternative proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem. “My sympathies, señorita,” he said.
The alien whistled again.
“I know,” Cam said, “and yeah, our backers do want there to be an alien on the team, but it has to be a sexy alien, and you just don’t qualify, I’m afraid, Tiny Clanger.”
Disclaimer: ‘Stargate: SG1’ was created by Brad Wright and Jonathan Glassner and is owned by MGM Television Entertainment and Gekko Productions. Clangers was created by Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin.