Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs) wrote,

Motivational Speaker-to-Customers

Here is a special little drabble (hopefully not 'special' in the sense of riding the short bus to school) for enigmaticblues, who is having trouble motivating herself to write her Theology paper. 100 words, of course.

Lorne’s mother scowled. “So, Krevlorneswath, the cow will not write? And if she does not write, the priests will punish her for her faults?”

“That’s about it, Mom,” Lorne replied. “That would be a shame, this kid Jerusha’s a lovely girl, sings like an angel. Well, not like Angel, so we don’t have to fear having Manilow inflicted upon us, but you know what I mean.”

“I know not what you mean, Krevlorneswath, but it matters not. We shall have her flogged.”

“No, no flogging!” Lorne protested. “Just a little motivational therapy.”

“Very well. Numfar, do the Dance of Motivation.”

Tags: drabbles
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