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Princess Bride Drabble: Old Pirates... - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Princess Bride Drabble: Old Pirates...
Here’s a quick and silly Princess Bride drabble. 100 words, PG.

Old Pirates...

Westley stood, hands tied behind his back, and watched as his pirate captor had the other members of the captured ship’s crew thrown to the sharks.

An odd-looking character, this pirate captain, with hair hanging in matted locks and crowned by a woollen hat patterned in stripes of red, yellow, green and black.

“The agents of Babylon go down unto destruction,” said the captain. He turned to Westley. “You can live, mon, but I and I probably kill you in the mornin’.”

“Please,” said Westley, “Who are you?”

“Truly,” the captain answered, “I and I am the Dread Pirate Roberts.”

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beer_good_foamy From: beer_good_foamy Date: June 8th, 2009 08:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Irie.
confusedkayt From: confusedkayt Date: June 8th, 2009 09:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snickers* Oh, man, this coaxed a giggle out of me. :P
gillo From: gillo Date: June 8th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
::groan::
ffutures From: ffutures Date: June 8th, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Did I ever mention the political management game run by Jo Walton (and her former husband Ken) at an SF con, in which about thirty players were the new government of Florin following the collapse of its Communist government, and had to deal with problems like exploiting the methane deposits under the swamp with Rats of Unusual Size, decontaminating chunks of land contaminated with foul potions, hostile relationships with neighbouring states, etc. etc.

One of the less sane solutions we tried was to issue the Dread Pirate Roberts with letters of Marque and Reprisal, and ask him to do whatever he could to improve our economy. A few days later in game time we learned that he'd captured the Mir space station in Florin's name...

Edited at 2009-06-08 10:03 pm (UTC)
souloftherose From: souloftherose Date: June 8th, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
I live for your drabbles, Speaker.

They never fail to please & amuse. Fabulous :)
cbtreks From: cbtreks Date: June 9th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC) (Link)
*rolls eyes and grins*
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