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My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 5: The Wee Free God-King

Here is the final part in my five drabble series ‘My Last Qwa'ha Xahn Was Taller’, from a ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’ challenge, in which Illyria seeks a replacement for Wesley from the most inappropriate fandoms possible. This time it’s an AtS/Discworld crossover. Previous parts are HERE. G, 100 words.

The Wee Free God-King

“Weel, ye’re nae a hag, or a kelda,” Rob Anybody said, “but ye’re a bonnie color, ye ken, an’ ye’re a dab hand at snafflin’ coobeasties.”

“You have a refreshing attitude to violence,” Illyria responded, “and you are remarkably formidable for your size. I am impressed. I believe that you will make a satisfactory Qwa'ha Xahn.”

“Aye,” said Rob Anybody. “We’ll gie yon Wolfram an’ Hart a guid kickin’ for ye, Mistress.”

“Indeed,” said Illyria, “and I shall never again use ‘like offal in my mouth’ as a pejorative now that you have introduced me to the delights of ‘haggis’.”

Tags: My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller, drabbles
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