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My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 2: The God-King at Pooh Corner

Here is the second of my drabble series ‘My Last Qwa'ha Xahn Was Taller’ in which Illyria seeks a replacement for Wesley from the most inappropriate fandoms possible. The first one was HERE. G, 100 words.

The God-king at Pooh Corner

“Bother,” said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on him and spilt his Hunny.

“Vile creature, I will disembowel you for attacking my Qwa'ha Xahn,” Illyria scolded, grabbing the little tiger by the neck.

“Oh dear,” said Pooh. “Please don’t do that. Tigger’s my friend.”

“Very well, I shall spare him,” Illyria said. “I wish to do violence. Have you no enemies I can rend limb from limb?”

“Well,” said Pooh, “I’m not very fond of Heffalumps.”

“Then I shall slay Heffalumps,” Illyria declared, “and make trophies of their spines.”

“I don’t think Heffalumps have spines,” Pooh said. “You’re thinking of Hedgehogs.”

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