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Drabble: Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose
I’ve been re-reading old WIPs as I intend to finish off as many as I can. Not much progress yet on the longer ones but here’s another instalment of my Xander-centric BtVS/Futurama crossover drabble/ficlet series. Previous parts are HERE. 100 words, PG-13.

ETA: Since I put this up at 'Twisting the Hellmouth', simultaneously with posting it here, I've had TWO THOUSAND hits in six hours. Presumably because 'Xander' is in the series title there.


Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose


“Death by Snu-snu!” decreed the Femputer who ruled the Amazonian women. Fry, Zap Brannigan, Kif, and Xander were dragged off to meet their fate. Leela, Amy, and Bender were allowed to go free.

“I never thought I’d die like this,” Fry said, as they were thrust into the Snu-snu chambers.

“Funny,” Xander said, as an eight-foot barbarian woman ripped off his clothes, “this is pretty much routine for me.”

Later, after Bender had accidentally rescued them, the men discussed their experiences as they were treated for bruised pelvises.

“And the amazing thing,” Xander told Fry, “still more romantic than Faith.”

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Current Location: Planet of the Amazonian Women
Current Music: Coldplay, 'Life in Technicolor II'

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ffutures From: ffutures Date: February 19th, 2009 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Love Xander's reaction.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 19th, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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