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Drabble: The Hamster of Galadriel - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: The Hamster of Galadriel
Here is a half-drabble, LotR/BG crossover, that just popped into my mind. No cut ‘cause hey, 50 words, G.
The Mirror Hamster of Galadriel

“This is Boo,” said Galadriel. “A miniature giant space hamster, visiting from another universe, who has given us much wise counsel.”

The hamster peered out of Galadriel’s cleavage, causing Gimli to utter a low moan, and spoke. “Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to squeak with him.”

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Current Location: Lothlorien
Current Music: Erwin Beekveld, "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard"

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gillo From: gillo Date: February 18th, 2009 08:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is dire, even for you.

::applause::
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 19th, 2009 03:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: February 18th, 2009 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 19th, 2009 03:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
One pun to rule them all,
One pun to find them.
One pun to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
appomattoxco From: appomattoxco Date: February 18th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 19th, 2009 03:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: February 18th, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dear, oh dear.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 19th, 2009 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
No, is not deer. Is hamster.
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: February 18th, 2009 10:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh! That hurt!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 19th, 2009 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm deadly when I'm in the mood to dish out pun-ishment.
evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: February 19th, 2009 03:23 am (UTC) (Link)
***snort***
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 19th, 2009 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
diachrony From: diachrony Date: February 19th, 2009 07:32 am (UTC) (Link)
You're just hurting us for fun now, aren't you?
*groans*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 19th, 2009 03:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's what Squeaker-to-Customers does best.
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