A score of TV screens flickered in the monks’ cells. Brother Dusan watched ‘Clarissa Explains It All’. Brother Tomas watched ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’. Brother Jaroslav watched ‘The Little Mermaid’. Brother Kazimir had headphones clamped to his head as he listened to Britney Spears.
The Abbot rushed into the cloisters. “The Beast has located us,” he shouted. “It is time for you to put your research to use. We must create the host for the Key and send her to the Slayer immediately.”
“Thank the Lord,” said Brother Josef. “After two hours of N’Sync death will be a welcome release.”