Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs) wrote,

Drabble: Background Check

I’m too tired to do another drabble in the Illyria series, or to finish the next chapter of the Willow/Vampire Willow story, and so here is a light-hearted drabble instead. BtVS Season 5, set around the time of ‘Buffy Versus Dracula’, or in the flashback scene at the beginning of ‘No Place Like Home’. Just how did a bunch of Czech monks create such a convincing California teenager? 100 words, G.

Background Check

A score of TV screens flickered in the monks’ cells. Brother Dusan watched ‘Clarissa Explains It All’. Brother Tomas watched ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’. Brother Jaroslav watched ‘The Little Mermaid’. Brother Kazimir had headphones clamped to his head as he listened to Britney Spears.

The Abbot rushed into the cloisters. “The Beast has located us,” he shouted. “It is time for you to put your research to use. We must create the host for the Key and send her to the Slayer immediately.”

“Thank the Lord,” said Brother Josef. “After two hours of N’Sync death will be a welcome release.”

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