Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs) wrote,

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Drabble: They're taking the hobbits to... Iowa?

Season 8 is getting so utterly ridiculous that it’s hard to outdo it. This is the worst I’ve been able to come up with. An idiotic drabble set during the Season 6 episode ‘As You Were’. 100 words, Riley/Sam.

They’re taking the hobbits to… Iowa?

Buffy rappelled down the wall of the dam, parallel with Riley, and at the bottom found what she at first took to be a child engaged in combat against a Suvolte demon. The tiny figure, only three feet tall but plump, wielded a short sword with deadly effect. The demon collapsed, bleeding, and expired with a final cry of “Stupid fat hobbit!”

Buffy stared at the little man. He had sideburns, and so obviously wasn’t a child, and his feet were bare and remarkably hairy. “Who’s this?”

Riley grinned. “Buffy, I’d like you to meet my civil partner, Sam. Gamgee.”
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