The Secret Diary of Dawn Summers (Height 16 ¾ metres) continues with a sequel to May Day’s Who They Gonna Call?. The rest of the series contains slight spoilers for the Buffy Season 8 comics; this one doesn’t, but it makes no sense if you haven’t read the others. 100 words. Rating R.
Making A Splash
The inconclusive fighting had degenerated into a pissing contest. Literally.
“Don’t cross the streams,” warned Gozer, currently incarnated as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. “It would be Bad.”
“I is Bit Fuzzy on Good/bad thing,” said the BFG. “Why?” He glanced aside at Gozer and his aim wavered. So did that of the Cerne Abbas Giant. The streams touched. King Kong mistook this for a deliberate act and joined in. The Angel of the North added his rust-stained rainwater jet and Optimus Prime his transmission fluid.
Urine splashed everywhere. Droplets landed on Gozer and the marshmallow began to dissolve.