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Emancipate yourself from mental slavery by not eating... - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
I have a variable-sword. I urge calm.
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery by not eating...
I don't normally go in for publicly mocking badfic - it's cruel and usually non-productive - but this example, found when browsing TtH for stories in the 'Dungeons and Dragons' crossover category, contains one error (among many) that I just couldn't resist. It hasn't been updated since Feb 2005 and so I expect that the author has left the fandom anyway.

From a story in which Faith goes to a hybrid LotR/D&D world;

It was a wolf, but a thin, emancipated one – yet it was by no means sickly, as one look at its’ livid green eyes could tell you.
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ladymela99 From: ladymela99 Date: March 15th, 2008 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL wow that just made my day :).
ffutures From: ffutures Date: March 15th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's a sequel to Free Willy, of course - Free Wolves
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 19th, 2008 12:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
...in every packet.
sp23 From: sp23 Date: March 15th, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Poor wolf. not only is he free to not eat, but he's mad about it. Hee!
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: March 15th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
BWAHAHAHA! Oh, dear. Poor writer.
appomattoxco From: appomattoxco Date: March 15th, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Good one, I just tried to read a published e-book where a woman's heart froze and beat faster at the same time on seeing her soul mate's livid green eyes.

Maybe your author went pro.
cat63 From: cat63 Date: March 15th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Tee Hee! Insert appropriate Princess Bride quote here... :-)
zanthinegirl From: zanthinegirl Date: March 15th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
pfeifferpack From: pfeifferpack Date: March 16th, 2008 12:30 am (UTC) (Link)
YAY for wolf emancipation!!! It's about time. They should be allowed to take care of their own affairs as they tend to do well when left alone. All this wolf farming and wolf adoption and so forth is just unnatural.


One thing different with your post and those that bash for pleasure is that the attitude is one of amusement over the wrong word as opposed to publicly holding a writer up for ridicule....VERY different vibe IMHO. I laugh at my own errors like this one (although my wonderful Beta catches them for the most part) and don't mind others laughing too (I love being the butt of my own jokes)...that is far different from someone trashing my ability to write or an entire story based on something like this.


Edited at 2008-03-16 12:33 am (UTC)
myxale From: myxale Date: March 16th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC) (Link)


I remember this pic...i think it was also somewhere on FF.net!
The thin wolf emancipated...but not sickly!Cool!
The hardcore Feminism lobby should take the hint!


Anyway...what archive Is that! TtH!? Any new archive is welcome for my written words cravings!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 16th, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Wolf-Back!

Twisting the Hellmouth, a huge archive specialising in crossover fic with over 10,000 stories. It's not all crossovers but at least 50% of any contributing author's stories, and at least 50% of the word count of his/her stories, must be crossovers. BtVS/AtS doesn't count as a crossover.
trinfaneb From: trinfaneb Date: March 16th, 2008 08:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Perhaps its a sequel to Wolfen where they go public and citizenship.
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 18th, 2008 06:03 am (UTC) (Link)
I've often heard emancipated wolves have trouble finding work.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 19th, 2008 12:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Confucius say, Chinese emancipated wolves have trouble finding wok.
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 20th, 2008 06:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Ah, that crazy Confucius.
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