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Drabble: Over the Rainbow, Innit? - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: Over the Rainbow, Innit?
It’s a long time since I’ve done any silly drabbles, not since X-mas, but your respite is over. This one is as stupid and pointless as anything I’ve ever done, and it’s perhaps my first RPF drabble (I have changed the name, but pretty transparently). Crossover of AtS with the Grammy Awards. 100 words, PG.


Over the Rainbow, Innit?


The singer gestured toward the TV. “She took the awards rightfully mine,” he told the demon within the summoning pentagram. “Get rid of her. Banish her to some hell dimension.”

The demon grinned. “I know just the place.”

- - - - -


Amy Whinehouse looked around with eyes wide with amazement. “Where am I?” she gasped. “This ain’t London.”

“Indeed not,” said the fat and hideous hulk who stood nearby. “This is Pylea.” She screwed up her ugly face and peered at the singer. “Are you Amy Whinehouse, cow?”

“Yeah,” Amy confirmed.

The monster turned away. “Numfar!" she bellowed, "Do the dance of rehab!”

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Current Music: Amy MacDonald, "Mr Rock and Roll"

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evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: February 11th, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 11:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: February 11th, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Indeed...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Verily.
gillo From: gillo Date: February 11th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
::giggle::

Oh yes. She so deserves that. But it would be over-harsh to poor Numfar.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 11:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Imagine her as Queen in the chain-mail bikini with Groo being brought to her - even such a brave warrior couldn't possibly face that hideous sight.
gillo From: gillo Date: February 12th, 2008 01:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Please! I've only just had my lunch!

shapinglight From: shapinglight Date: February 11th, 2008 10:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Something tells me you really don't like Amy Winehouse.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 11:38 am (UTC) (Link)
I prefer singers who can a) sing and b) stand up for the length of a concert without falling over and vomiting.
desdemonaspace From: desdemonaspace Date: February 11th, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: February 11th, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
At least she'll look the part.

Edited at 2008-02-11 10:48 pm (UTC)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)
With that hideous yellow dye job the Pyleans would flee screaming.
winsomeone From: winsomeone Date: February 12th, 2008 12:16 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.
framefolly From: framefolly Date: February 12th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Bwahahaha!

OMG -- it's been way too long since I've been here -- your banner is terrific!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
zanthinegirl From: zanthinegirl Date: February 12th, 2008 04:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee!

And I loath Kanye West and his ego tripping, so I choose to believe he's the one summoning that demon.

And I'm amused that Herbie Hancock beat them both for album of the year!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 11:40 am (UTC) (Link)
And I loath Kanye West and his ego tripping, so I choose to believe he's the one summoning that demon.

I may well have had that implication in mind but I couldn't possibly comment.
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: February 12th, 2008 10:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Perfect!

(Oh, and good riddance to her)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: February 12th, 2008 04:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.
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