I wrote you a limerick; opinions expressed in the verse are not intended as a faithful representation of your real opinions, they just make the rhyme come out right.
There was a young lady called Shannon
Who declared that Spike/Buffy was fanon
The Spuffies were sad
But then they got mad
And defended their ‘ship’ with a cannon.
Also here is a drabble from the ‘Princess Bride’ fandom. Sheer idiocy, I suppose, and probably way too obvious. But at least it’s 100 words. Rating PG.
I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues
Inigo Montoya duelled with his foe the six-fingered man. Cut, parry, thrust, riposte; the deadly Spaniard drove Count Rugen back through the palace with remorseless ferocity. Eventually they reached a room, beyond the laundry, where vats of indigo bubbled ready to stain cloth for guard uniforms. Inigo forced Count Rugen to retreat onto a walkway over the vats. The six-fingered man backed away until he came to the end of the walkway and stood precariously above the largest of the tubs of boiling liquid.
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya,” the Spaniard said. “You killed my father. Prepare to dye.”