The War of the Ring was started by beer_good_foamy with this drabble; Everybody Knows Men Never Ask Directions. I retaliated at once with The Only Way To Travel. BGF responded with The Evils of Capitalism. Now the War of the Ring escalates as I strike back with a 500-word ficlet. PG. I’ve embedded a certain YouTube video as a suitable soundtrack for the story.
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