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Drabble: What's in a Name? - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: What's in a Name?

Happy birthday to ladymela99


The last two chapters of ‘Dojo Hard’ have attracted less feedback than did a couple of stupid drabbles, which is odd; presumably something to do with the mysterious American ritual of Thanksgiving taking away much of the prospective audience. Anyway, here’s another mind-blowingly stupid drabble. BtVS S1 crossed with Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. 100 words, PG.


What’s in a Name?


Darth Vader strode through the cemetery. A vampire pounced on him from behind a gravestone. The light-sabre swung and the vampire was dust. The crypt’s secret door was plainly visible to one wise in the ways of the Force. Vader entered.

“Who the hell are you?” Darla demanded. Vader ignored her.

“Answer me, you helmeted son of a bitch,” Darla snarled. She tried to seize him and was decapitated in an instant. Vader strode on through the tunnels unopposed.

The Master’s giant bodyguard challenged him. “Who are you?”

Vader retracted the light-sabre blade. “Luke,” he declared, “I am your father.”

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zanthinegirl From: zanthinegirl Date: November 21st, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bwaa-haa-ha!

As for Dojo Hard, I'm hopelessly behind. I need t find time to catch up!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: November 21st, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: November 21st, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out 'Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!' and were suddenly silenced.
syderia From: syderia Date: November 21st, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
gillo From: gillo Date: November 21st, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ouch.

That is all.

I love "Dojo Hard"!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 21st, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
I guess I just don´t post for every thing you write, but you can be sure that I read them all. :)

As for the drabble... egad. Can you imagine Luke the vampire Sith? ^^

Magnus
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
And The Master Palpatine?
spikereader From: spikereader Date: November 21st, 2006 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nooooooooooooo
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes!
cbtreks From: cbtreks Date: November 21st, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
"'Turn to the dark side - turn to the dark side.' Quit nagging me! What do you think I'm doing here, anyway?"
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
You don't know the *power* of the Dark Side, I *must* obey The Master.
woman_of_ From: woman_of_ Date: November 21st, 2006 09:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Fun! :-D. Will have to start reading Dojo, then I will comment. Just don't always have time to read multi-chapters now if I don't see them from the beginning!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
moss6886 From: moss6886 Date: November 22nd, 2006 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
*snerk*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
adriana_is From: adriana_is Date: November 22nd, 2006 12:28 am (UTC) (Link)
bwahahaha...classic!!

speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
tessarin From: tessarin Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:30 am (UTC) (Link)
This is very good but still made me groan.:-)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: November 22nd, 2006 11:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks for an out loud laugh first thing in the morning!

Thanksgiving isn't really mysterious; in fact, it's rather simple. It's just a day to say: Thanks. And I just did!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!

It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: November 22nd, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.

That's correct -- only we eat the turkey instead of burning it on the alter. Well, most of us don't burn it. they won't let me try anymore.
hieispike From: hieispike Date: November 24th, 2006 05:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahahaha!! ::giggles:: I couldn't resist this crossover. :P
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 26th, 2006 07:52 am (UTC) (Link)
You can not resist the power of the Dork Side of the Force.
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