The "First Line" meme:
"...it might be cool to start a meme where you list all the first lines of your fics and then people write drabbles in the comments with the same first line."
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a drabble with the same first line as any of the following, and leave it in my comments here.
Buffy was a gardener
(From "The Lawn Arranger")
“Sharon, there’s a fucking vampire at the door.”
Hamilton burst through the door and strode towards his target, but halted, flustered, as he saw what was going on.
(From "Better than Bandicoots")
Angel emerged from the elevator and walked towards his secretary’s desk.
(From "Love Bites")
They dance beneath us.
(From "Pavlov's Bellringer")
When we fought to the death I killed him first.
(From "Girls Just Wanna ...")
Buffy looked down at her nude body and sighed.
(From "Smooth Operator")
For a few minutes Buffy had been able to forget all her cares and lose herself in the sensations, the pleasure of Spike’s admittedly skilful lovemaking, but when it ended she was back in her dreary and depressing world and her troubles were even worse than before.
(From "It's Got To Be Perfect")
(From "I Was Made For Loving You Baby")
“Flee before my wrath, puny dog!” Olaf roared, brandishing his hammer.
(From "Merry Sport")
“You have endured the required trials,” the demon announced sonorously.
(From "Pandora's Boxer")
Harmony looked at the clerk’s neck and briefly considered eating him.
It had to be pheromones.
(From "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
“Mom!” Buffy exclaimed, “Why is there a mechanical digger tearing up the back garden?”
(From "I Am The Walrus")
“You shouldn’t be here, Bit.”
(From "Working For The Yankee Dollar")
(From "Hard Promises")
The tears are hot on my cheeks.
(From "Mirror in the Bathroom")
Uncle George and Aunt Liz wanted to know all about the trials we had gone through in Uganda.
(From "Barbie Girl")
I didn’t get a chance to tell the Scoobies about my phone conversations with Jocasta for quite a while.
(From "Walk Through The Fire")
She really is a remarkable woman.
(From "Tales of Brave Ulysses")
It’s two thousand four hundred and fifty miles from Sunnydale to Pittsburgh.
(From "Wind Beneath My Wings")
I don’t know how long I’ve been here.
(From "Temple of Love")
At last I know the truth.
(From "El Condor Pasa")
“She still thinks I'm Little Miss Nobody, just her dumb little sister.”
(From "The Secret Diary of Dawn Summers Age 16 1/4")
A grenade is a small explosive, chemical, or gas bomb.
(From "She's Gonna Break")
(From "Automatic Lover")
The dream frightened me.
(From "Don't Fear The Reaper")
In a few months’ time it will be my four hundred and twentieth birthday.
(From "Bring Me To Life")
I failed her.
(From "Fragile Thing")
We were only away a few days.
(From "Stay Together For The Kids")
Sunnydale was almost deserted.
(From "Fight For The Right To Party")
I think at least a couple of them would be impossible to do anything with in drabble length.