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Here’s another of AtS/Moby Dick crossover drabbles. A little out of correct sequence, it takes place during an alternative version of ‘Epiphany’ and so should precede ‘Ditzharmony’. This should be number seven, and 'Ditzharmony' should be number eight. I’ll correct the order in Memories later, I think.

I have a provisional series title now; ‘Nantucket Slayride’.

Previous parts are HERE.

100 words, PG-13. I think.


Oops!


“You can’t tell me that wasn’t perfect,” Darla complained. “I used to do this professionally. And that was perfect.”

“The sex was great, Darla,” Angel told her. “I just don’t think that anything could make me perfectly happy right now, I’m feeling so down. Anyway, if I lost my soul, Queequeg would harpoon me.”

“I don’t think so,” Darla said. “He’s otherwise occupied right now. Listen.”

Angel obeyed and could just make out a distinctive voice nearby.

“Oh, Queequeg,” Drusilla moaned. “Bravest harpooner in all the land. Burning baby whales swimming round your head. Harpoon me baby one more time.”

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diachrony From: diachrony Date: July 2nd, 2006 05:40 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh my ...

*Falls down laughing*

This is hilarious.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 06:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: July 2nd, 2006 08:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear. Naughty Queeg-Queeg.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yep. But then he is a sailor.
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: July 2nd, 2006 08:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Titter.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Titter ye not...
gillo From: gillo Date: July 2nd, 2006 09:40 am (UTC) (Link)
::Splutter::

::Falls over::

Naughty Speaker.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
quinara From: quinara Date: July 2nd, 2006 10:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Ah, Dru. And he's her type, as well!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 05:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
They have a lot in common, yes.
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: July 2nd, 2006 07:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snerk*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
frimfram From: frimfram Date: July 2nd, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sign me up for the Queequeg fanclub.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 2nd, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh!
lilred26x From: lilred26x Date: July 3rd, 2006 02:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh my!!! :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 3rd, 2006 02:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh!
cbtreks From: cbtreks Date: July 5th, 2006 07:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Now the question is, does Drusilla have Queequeg under thrall or is he harpooning her willingly?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 7th, 2006 08:07 am (UTC) (Link)
He is a sailor, remember. Thrall probably isn't required.
basilio_the_cat From: basilio_the_cat Date: July 7th, 2006 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Would harpooning Angel mean doing physical violence or like he harpooned Dru? ;P
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 8th, 2006 08:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, physical violence, definitely.
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