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Drabble: Call Me Ishmael - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: Call Me Ishmael

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Spamming today; this is my second post. This morning I put up Chapter Three of Life, Resumed, and then I had one of my attacks of raving insanity. Here is the result; a drabble crossing over Angel Season One with – Moby Dick! 100 words, PG.


Call Me Ishmael


Angel staked two vampires, brushed off the thanks of their intended victim, and stalked off back to the bar. There he was approached by a mightily muscled and heavily tattooed Pacific islander bearing a harpoon.

“What do you want?” Angel grunted.

“I am Queequeg, former harpooner to Captain Ahab, and I led him to the White Whale,” the islander revealed. “The Powers That Be sent me. They fear that you are drifting aimlessly and in danger of losing your way. They want me to serve you as I did Ahab. I am going to help you find your true porpoise.”



ETA: I've just posted an Angelus-dusting fic at 1001waysto_dust. Fatal Boob, 250 words, PG.

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Current Location: Isle of Man
Current Mood: crazy crazy
Current Music: Moby, "Southside"

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myfeetshowit From: myfeetshowit Date: May 24th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
ROTFLMAO!

He'll probably help Angel find more sole, too!

I do love quirky crossovers.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 25th, 2006 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
timeofchange From: timeofchange Date: May 24th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
All hail Speaker, king of the Quirky Crossover, Lord of the Pun!
appomattoxco From: appomattoxco Date: May 24th, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Don't forget the endearing obsession with aquatic mammals!
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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 25th, 2006 11:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
digopheliadug From: digopheliadug Date: May 24th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Your crossovers are basically the best thing ever.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 25th, 2006 11:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! ::blushes::
adriana_is From: adriana_is Date: May 24th, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh god, you know I am at work and it's really hard to not laugh out loud.

Loved it!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 25th, 2006 11:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
frimfram From: frimfram Date: May 24th, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bugger Doyle. They'll have a whale of a time.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Once they've had a drink to seal their relationship.
quinara From: quinara Date: May 24th, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snort* And I don't even have a clue who he is.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
makd From: makd Date: May 24th, 2006 06:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
S2C, you are truly The Punmaster of the Whedonverse.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
rustybitch From: rustybitch Date: May 24th, 2006 06:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bwah!

Gah, you slay me!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC) (Link)
With a harpoon?
missmurchison From: missmurchison Date: May 24th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
cbtreks From: cbtreks Date: May 24th, 2006 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Groan. Very funny!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
spikereader From: spikereader Date: May 24th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
and then I had one of my attacks of raving insanity.

I should know by now to click cautiously on any link preceded by those words, and always swallow the mouthful of tea before reading.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, you should.
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: May 24th, 2006 09:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
LMHO!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: May 24th, 2006 09:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
* groan *
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh!
gillo From: gillo Date: May 24th, 2006 10:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Having a whale of a time here. It seals your reputation amongst your fans.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 26th, 2006 12:24 am (UTC) (Link)
It's my porpoise in life, you sea.
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