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Drabble: School Horde

This is quite possibly the stupidest drabble that I've ever written. I wrote it so that I could post it at "Twisting the Hellmouth" and up my quota of crossover fics so that I can post more non-crossovers, but I think it's a bit too bloody stupid for that. So I'm just going to put it here. If you want to read something sensible read my last post, In Bloom.

This is a BtVS/Doctor Who crossover. PG, 100 words. Standard pun warnings apply.

School Horde

The TARDIS materialised atop the Great Wall of China and three travellers stepped out.

“Well, Spike, we’re here,” the Doctor said.

“Bit daft, if you ask me,” Rose said. “Don’t want to mess around with Genghis bleedin’ Khan.”

“Always wanted to do this, pet,” Spike told her. He looked out across the steppe to where the lights of a thousand camp fires blazed. Thirty thousand Mongol warriors slept, or stood on guard, or worked on the siege engines with which they would assault the gates.

He shouted a challenge. “Come and have a go if you think you’re horde enough!”

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