Buffy looked down at her nude body and sighed. “Maybe I did come back wrong,” she mused. “My body doesn’t seem to be working quite right. I mean, it’s been two months since you talked me into getting that full Hollywood wax, and it still hasn’t grown back. Surely it should have done by now.”
Spike looked appreciatively at her and ran his tongue over his teeth. “I like it.”
“Yeah, but it still should have grown back,” she complained.
“I’ve got a little confession to make, love. You didn’t come back wrong,” he revealed. “Every night I shave you.”