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Birthday greetings - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Birthday greetings

Happy Birthday to rhi_silverflame


and

Happy Birthday to the amazing spikewriter


In celebration of spikewriter's birthday I'm reposting the drabble I did a long time ago in honour of her awesome writing. This is not the greatest fic in the world - this is just a tribute. "Seven Years in the Dessert".


Seven Years in the Dessert


Sunnydale 2008

Buffy answered the door and stared with amazement at the familiar figure outside. It had been years since their last meeting, when he’d tried to apologise for chaining her up, had said that he would make it up to her somehow, and she’d snapped “Yeah, do that!” and pushed him away. She’d missed him, and her anger had long since dissipated.

“Spike! Where have you been?”

“Been searchin’ for something to make amends, pet. Struggled through gateaux, trifle, banana split, cheesecake, Pavlova, even ice cream; but got it at last. Here you are, Slayer, your mum’s lost bra.”

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Current Music: Tenacious D, "Tribute"

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bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: November 8th, 2005 12:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have run out of ways to express 'oh dear'.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 13th, 2005 11:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
You'll just have to start recycling ones you've already used.
zanthinegirl From: zanthinegirl Date: November 8th, 2005 01:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 13th, 2005 11:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
lilithn From: lilithn Date: November 8th, 2005 02:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ummm, I understand the dessert thing (heee :)) but what about mum's lost bra? Sorry. I'm stupid and I don't get it. But I want to! **stomps feet pouts mouth**
makd From: makd Date: November 8th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm on the sofa with lilithn, scratching my head and a big confused...
makd From: makd Date: November 8th, 2005 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
[now, I'm giggling.] I meant a BIT confused, of course. [damned poor typing skills, here.]
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 9th, 2005 07:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, but I was byte confused! ;-)) Sorry. ;-)
elisi From: elisi Date: November 8th, 2005 05:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
From 'I Was Made To Love You' - Buffy and Joyce's conversation after Joyce's date:

JOYCE: Well, I suppose by your standards it could seem pretty ... (pauses) Oh dear.
BUFFY: What?
JOYCE: I left my bra in his car.

Buffy looks shocked and horrified.

BUFFY: Mother!
JOYCE: I'm joking.
BUFFY: (sighs) Good god, that's horrible. Don't do that.
JOYCE: I left it in the restaurant.

Buffy puts her hands over her ears and starts running up the stairs.

BUFFY: No more! No more! No more!
JOYCE: (yelling up the stairs at her) On the dessert cart!
BUFFY: (OS, faintly) I can't hear you!
makd From: makd Date: November 9th, 2005 05:06 am (UTC) (Link)
okay! NOW I get it. Thanks, elisi.
lilithn From: lilithn Date: November 9th, 2005 07:20 am (UTC) (Link)
** Lilith's head thumps the desk ** Oh god.
Thanks Elisi!:)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 13th, 2005 11:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks for explaining it to people.
rustybitch From: rustybitch Date: November 8th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sporfle!

Now there's a guy who really knows how to make a girl feel special...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 13th, 2005 11:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
quinara From: quinara Date: November 8th, 2005 05:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snort* - especially because I didn't see it coming... I was expecting another pun on 'soul', for some reason.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 13th, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
cbtreks From: cbtreks Date: November 8th, 2005 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was new to me. Thanks for the grin.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 13th, 2005 11:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.
drakontaskyria From: drakontaskyria Date: November 12th, 2005 11:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, heeeee! Other than that words fail me. Of course, it could also be the thought of Spike covered in chocolate mousse that renders me mostly speechless...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 13th, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
And don't forget the whipped cream ...
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