I speak 2 customrs customrs' speak 2 me calendar about s2c Speaker's Corner Previously on s2c Previously on s2c Next Next
Words in the Heroes' Tongue - Crossover drabble (SGA/Angel): An Officer and a gentle... man?
I have a variable-sword. I urge calm.
speakr2customrs
speakr2customrs
Share
Crossover drabble (SGA/Angel): An Officer and a gentle... man?
Here is a quick and silly 100-word Stargate Atlantis/Angel crossover drabble. Rating G


An officer and a gentle… man?


“And this is a new officer for your military teams,” Colonel Emerson announced. “Major Lorne.”

Sheppard frowned. “Isn’t he a little… green?”

Teyla Emmagan mirrored his frown. “I was not aware that any Earthers had horns,” she said.

“Does he have the Ancient gene?” Rodney asked.

“I don’t wear jeans, cupcake, they’re so unflattering,” Lorne said. “You know, I can’t help thinking there’s been some kind of mistake. This isn’t what I expected when I asked to be sent somewhere far away, where I’d be safe from the Senior Partners, and I’d always be able to get a Sea Breeze.”

Tags: ,

Comments
ffutures From: ffutures Date: July 22nd, 2014 07:10 am (UTC) (Link)
I've been waiting a long time for someone to find a good way to use the similarity of names - well done!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 22nd, 2014 07:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! I'm a little surprised no-one has done it before; the only hard part was getting it to come out at an exact 100 words.
cat63 From: cat63 Date: July 22nd, 2014 11:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee!

Clever! You can never be too careful how you phrase those sorts of request ;)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 22nd, 2014 09:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! And Happy Birthday for tomorrow.
cat63 From: cat63 Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
enigmaticblues From: enigmaticblues Date: July 22nd, 2014 01:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Yeah, Lorne may have a little trouble getting his Sea Breeze...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 22nd, 2014 09:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Atlantis is a floating city so all you need to do to get a sea breeze is to go out onto one of the balconies. The trouble is if you make a wish verbally there's no capitalization.
rbfvid From: rbfvid Date: July 23rd, 2014 09:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Major Lorne... Oh, I love his new look))))
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 23rd, 2014 10:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ayinhara From: ayinhara Date: July 23rd, 2014 06:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Very clever!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 23rd, 2014 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
11 comments or speak 2 me
profile
Speaker-to-Customers
Name: Speaker-to-Customers
calendar
Back September 2014
123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
282930
links
page summary
tags