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Birthday drabble for BGF
Happy Birthday to the only writer who matches me for way-out ideas, and who is my occasional collaborator (for instance in the ‘War of the Rings’ drabble/ficlet series): beer_good_foamy. I tried to think of a suitable birthday fic but all I could come up with was this BtVS drabble…


Soul Searching


After a series of soul-destroying minimum wage jobs Xander decided to join the Army. Perhaps his lingering vestiges of the Soldier memories might help him make a success of himself. After Basic Training he was posted far away from Sunnydale and it was a year before he returned.

“You look good in your uniform, Xander,” Willow said. “I guess you’re doing all kinds of heroic things.”

“Uh, not really,” Xander confessed. “I’m kind of the information guy.”

“You mean a spy?”

“Nothing that cool, Will,” said Xander. “Mainly I do web searches. I’m the boogie-woogie Google boy of Company B.”

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vikingprincess From: vikingprincess Date: November 11th, 2013 12:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is he also in a cross-dressing homage three-person military singing group?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 11th, 2013 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
The Xandrews Sisters? Well, his middle name of LaVelle is pretty close to LaVerne...
vikingprincess From: vikingprincess Date: November 12th, 2013 12:03 am (UTC) (Link)
The Xandrews Sisters?

Yes. God, yes; I bow at your feet! :D
beer_good_foamy From: beer_good_foamy Date: November 11th, 2013 12:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks a lot!

And ouch. Would that make him the leader man of Xander's Ragtime Band?
dragonyphoenix From: dragonyphoenix Date: November 11th, 2013 02:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
*laughs and laughs and laughs*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: November 11th, 2013 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
rebcake From: rebcake Date: November 11th, 2013 05:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
You, sir, are very silly. Carry on. Please.
slaymesoftly From: slaymesoftly Date: November 11th, 2013 06:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, ow! BGF will love it!
sparrow2000 From: sparrow2000 Date: November 12th, 2013 12:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Giggling madly.
From: bel_joxxa Date: November 13th, 2013 01:53 am (UTC) (Link)
Very funny!
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