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Narnia Drabble: The Coming of the White Witch - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Narnia Drabble: The Coming of the White Witch
It’s been ages since I’ve posted one of my humorous little drabbles but, at long last, here is another one. From the Chronicles of Narnia; an alternate look at one of the scenes in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. 100 words, rating R.


The Coming of the White Witch


Jadis shrieked as Aslan’s jaws worked. Her hands clenched in his mane and her legs kicked.

Lucy and Susan gasped in horror and fled from the sight.

“Um, ah,” Edmund said, and then gave up the attempt to speak and joined his sisters in flight.

Peter, although his eyes were wide and his cheeks were flaming red, managed to retain the power of coherent speech. “Aslan,” he began.

“Yes!” Jadis cried, temporarily drowning out Peter’s voice. “Oh, Aslan! Yes! Yes!”

“Uh, Aslan,” Peter continued, “that wasn’t quite what I meant when I suggested that you should eat the White Witch.”

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ffutures From: ffutures Date: August 31st, 2013 09:46 am (UTC) (Link)
OK, given what a lion's mouth and tongue are like, I suspect that Jadis is going to be sore for several days. An interesting punishment...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 1st, 2013 12:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
An unusual punishment but not a cruel one.
blueinkedpalm From: blueinkedpalm Date: August 31st, 2013 10:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Definitely reminds me of the Neil Gaiman version of this scene! :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 1st, 2013 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
But a gentler, less bitter version.
draconin From: draconin Date: August 31st, 2013 12:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL. You are a strange and twisted person! :-)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 1st, 2013 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Indeed.
thismaz From: thismaz Date: August 31st, 2013 02:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
*laughing* I'm not surprised they fled. I think I would, too. *g*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 1st, 2013 12:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
And you're not even a schoolchild from 1940.
zanthinegirl From: zanthinegirl Date: August 31st, 2013 06:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! Also serious cognitive dissonance. But mostly hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 1st, 2013 12:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ayinhara From: ayinhara Date: September 1st, 2013 06:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Definitely twisted.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 3rd, 2013 07:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Indeed.
From: thenniel Date: September 1st, 2013 07:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL very funny! And sick. But mostly funny.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: September 3rd, 2013 07:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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