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Drabble: As You What? - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: As You What?
Here's the next drabble in the Dawn/Sam (where 'Sam' is different in each) series I started yesterday. 100 words, rating R.


Five times Dawn and Sam had hot, dirty, sex... and one time they didn't.


2: As You What?


Dawn and her lover lay on top of the sarcophagus lid, writhing in a passionate embrace, legs intertwined. Their hips went into overdrive, thrusting and grinding furiously, as they came together.

Suddenly the door of the crypt burst open. “Aha!” Riley Finn exclaimed. “I knew you were sleeping with… Spike…” His voice trailed off as he realised his mistake. “Oh. You’re not Buffy.”

“I’m not Spike either,” said Dawn. “Get out! Get out! Get out!”

“That was close,” Dawn’s lover said, once Riley had departed.

“Sure was,” Dawn agreed. “If he’d recognised you he’d have divorced you for certain, Sam.”

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petzipellepingo From: petzipellepingo Date: July 27th, 2011 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
:: applauds ::

then

:: dies ::
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 27th, 2011 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
beer_good_foamy From: beer_good_foamy Date: July 27th, 2011 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heee!

So, with Dawn/Sam off the list, does this mean that the only Buffyverse pairings still not written by anyone ever are Merl/Illyria, Ford/Lawson, and Cheeseguy/Chao-Ahn?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 27th, 2011 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Are you sure that Allan Finch/Holden Webster and Kendra/Cassandra are already off the list?
evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: July 27th, 2011 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 27th, 2011 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: July 27th, 2011 09:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Obviously, he was too shocked to notice.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 27th, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
He's an officer and a gentleman; he averted his eyes.
vikingprincess From: vikingprincess Date: July 27th, 2011 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh, hilarious!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 27th, 2011 10:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
willowgreen From: willowgreen Date: July 27th, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahahahaha!

There's nothing like Dawn saying "Getoutgetoutgetout!" for a laugh on a lazy afternoon.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 27th, 2011 10:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 28th, 2011 10:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I strongly suspect that the one you hope I'm not thinking of is indeed the one in brackets. But let us speak of it no more.
daibhid_c From: daibhid_c Date: July 28th, 2011 09:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL!

I'm thinking of the Sams I know from different fandoms.

There's one I suspect you may be thinking of which would be ... awkward (but amusing), two I'm not sure if you're thinking of or not which would be interesting ... and one I sincerely hope you aren't thinking of, except perhaps as the one time they didn't...
daibhid_c From: daibhid_c Date: July 28th, 2011 10:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL!

I've been thinking of other Sams I know from various fandoms.

There's one I think you're probably thinking of which would be deeply awkward and, therefore, highly amusing; one I think you're thinking of which I don't know much about; two I don't know if you're thinking of but which I think would be interesting; and one which I really hope you're not thinking of, except possibly as the one time they didn't.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 28th, 2011 11:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I strongly suspect that the one you hope I'm not thinking of is indeed the one in brackets. But let us speak of it no more.
anviloverheaven From: anviloverheaven Date: July 29th, 2011 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Tee hee... That's brilliant!! Am jumping up and down with giddy excitement waiting for the rest of the Sam(s)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 29th, 2011 07:53 am (UTC) (Link)
Thsnk you!
thismaz From: thismaz Date: August 12th, 2011 08:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear goodness, poor Riley. *grins*
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