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Nollick ghennal! - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Nollick ghennal!
Moni Wa Chikondwelero Cha Kristmasi!
Here’s another insane Stargate: SG-1 crossover drabble in my SkippyGate SG-1 series, once more set during the early SG-1 Season 9 period when SG-1’s new commander Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell is recreating the team from scratch. This one is a special Christmas drabble; not seasonal in the least but the crossover characters come from a show that has now become an integral part of the British Christmas tradition. 100 words, G. I’m not wild about the title; perhaps I’ll come up with a better one later.


The Big Cheese

“I’m impressed,” Cam said. “Building your own spaceship and visiting the moon, capturing a penguin jewel thief, defeating a murderous robot dog and the Cereal Killer, that’s the kind of ingenuity and daring that will be perfect for SG1.”

“I agree, my Coronel,” said El Nombre. He turned to the applicant’s dog. “And every hero needs the animal companion.”

“You’re in,” Cam announced. “Both of you. Welcome to the SGC, Wallace and Gromit.”

Wallace swallowed nervously. “Eee, well,” he said. “It’s not quite what I expected. When I read the job description I thought it said ‘Gouda’ and ‘Jaffa Cakes’.”

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Current Location: Cheyenne Mountain
Current Music: Weird Al Yankovic, "The Night Santa Went Crazy"

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ffutures From: ffutures Date: December 25th, 2009 09:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course he did...

Cracking fanfic, lad!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 25th, 2009 09:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! Merry Xmas!
quinara From: quinara Date: December 25th, 2009 10:14 am (UTC) (Link)
I got the Gouda gag - hee! Otherwise my SG1 knowledge is too lacking, I think, Still, Wallace and Gromit and El Nombre?? They need to meet! (ZOMG, I just saw he had his own CBBC series - I might need to see if that's on YouTube.)

Merry Christmas!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 25th, 2009 10:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! There are a few El Nombre clips on YouTube, including a classic custard pie fight and his theme song.
gillo From: gillo Date: December 25th, 2009 11:06 am (UTC) (Link)
Cracking good ending there! Though I don't fancy gouda sliced on top of Jaffa cakes, somehow...

Merry Festivities to you and yours!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 26th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! Nollick Ghennal as Blein vie noa!

Personally I wouldn't eat Jaffa cakes even if refusal would be punished with a Goa'uld pain stick.
mymatedave From: mymatedave Date: December 25th, 2009 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Bravo!
Happy noodlemas
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 26th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!

Nollick Ghennal as Blein vie noa!
desdemonaspace From: desdemonaspace Date: December 25th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
OK, I went and googled "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and now I am earwormed for life.

Read the ficlet too, but I lack the SG1 background to appreciate it. I love Wallace and Gromit, though.

Thanks!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 26th, 2009 01:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's definitely a fic that requires a knowledge of Stargate SG1; the ending is a pun based on SG1's enemies.

Nollick Ghennal as Blein vie noa!
audela From: audela Date: December 25th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee! Great fun. Wonder what Gromit thought of the idea?

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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 26th, 2009 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gromit's thoughts would, of course, remain unvoiced.
sammywol From: sammywol Date: December 26th, 2009 10:53 am (UTC) (Link)
HA! Great closing line!

Have a lovely vision now of Jack in the Wrong Trousers. Thanks! that is a Xmas gift to treasure.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: December 26th, 2009 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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