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Spelling Mistake Drabble: American Pie - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Spelling Mistake Drabble: American Pie
Here’s a little drabble inspired by a spelling mistake that crops up in far too many fics. Possibly my silliest Buffyverse drabble of all time. PG, 100 words.

American Pie


“What’s for dinner?” Buffy asked.

“Ice cream,” Hank said, upending a dish over her head and covering her hair with Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey.

“Mississippi Mud Pie,” Angel added, squashing a piece into her face.

“Banana Split,” Giles said, shoving a banana into her ear.

“Cheesecake,” Parker put in, dropping a slice down the front of her blouse.

“Apple Pie, of course,” Riley insisted, slapping a slice onto her forehead.

“Spotted Dick, pet,” Spike leered, pelting her with currant pudding.

Buffy screwed up her face and burst into tears. “Why do all the men in my life dessert me?”

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Current Music: Don McLean, "American Pie"

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quinara From: quinara Date: May 20th, 2009 11:14 am (UTC) (Link)
*SNICKER*

Why do I never see these things coming?!?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Because your mind isn't as strange as mine?
pinkfriction From: pinkfriction Date: May 20th, 2009 11:18 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
firefly124 From: firefly124 Date: May 20th, 2009 11:33 am (UTC) (Link)
ROFLMAO!!!!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: May 20th, 2009 11:44 am (UTC) (Link)
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
You should know by now...
winsomeone From: winsomeone Date: May 20th, 2009 12:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
elisi From: elisi Date: May 20th, 2009 12:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
I didn't just read that!!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
And I didn't reply to the comment that you didn't make.
sp23 From: sp23 Date: May 20th, 2009 01:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL!!!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
zanthinegirl From: zanthinegirl Date: May 20th, 2009 01:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee! That's one I haven't seen; very clever!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
beer_good_foamy From: beer_good_foamy Date: May 20th, 2009 01:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
This will be the day that I die.

From groaning.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not quite the way Don McLean visualised it.
dawnofme From: dawnofme Date: May 20th, 2009 02:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
LMAO! I love you!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
nothorse From: nothorse Date: May 20th, 2009 02:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gnagnagna.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Do doo be-do-do!
confusedkayt From: confusedkayt Date: May 20th, 2009 02:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee! This was hilarious!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
willowgreen From: willowgreen Date: May 20th, 2009 02:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
OUCH.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sorry!
moscow_watcher From: moscow_watcher Date: May 20th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
HEEEEE!!! :))))))))))))
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 02:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
julia_here From: julia_here Date: May 20th, 2009 02:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
You can write short and write funny, two things I couldn't be forced to do at the point of a knife; this is hilarious, and I hope I didn't wake up the sleeping family with my laugh.

Julia, reading online has destroyed my ability to recognize most spelling errors
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: May 20th, 2009 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! I'm engaging in a (probably doomed) one-man war against spelling mistakes and homophone misuse in fic.
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