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My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 4: One is a God-King, the other's the Brain - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 4: One is a God-King, the other's the Brain
Here is the fourth in my drabble series ‘My Last Qwa'ha Xahn Was Taller’, from a ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’ challenge, in which Illyria seeks a replacement for Wesley from the most inappropriate fandoms possible. Previous parts are HERE. G, 100 words.


One is a God-King, the other’s the Brain

The Brain scrutinized the strange woman. “Hmm,” he mused. “Incredible speed, super-human strength, high intelligence and an innate understanding of the nature of Time. Attributes that will be very useful in my next attempt to take over the world.”

“World domination is a worthy objective,” Illyria agreed.

“Indeed so,” said The Brain. “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

“I assess that probability at 82.47 per cent, Qwa'ha Xahn,” Illyria replied, “but where are we going to get an aardvark, four pounds of walrus blubber, a life-size replica of the Statue of Liberty and a balalaika at this time of night?”

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Current Music: "They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain...

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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:53 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
booster17 From: booster17 Date: March 13th, 2009 10:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Practically writes itself, doesn't it?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:54 am (UTC) (Link)
It does, yes.
ffutures From: ffutures Date: March 13th, 2009 11:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Yellow pages?

Nice one!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
hjcallipygian From: hjcallipygian Date: March 13th, 2009 11:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Hahahahahha
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
cat63 From: cat63 Date: March 13th, 2009 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
::snerk::

Bluey and the Brain! :-)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! Actually my original title for it was 'Bluey and the Brain' but I changed my mind.
vikingprincess From: vikingprincess Date: March 13th, 2009 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
AWESOME!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
fenchurche From: fenchurche Date: March 13th, 2009 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
ROFL!!!!

Oh, that is perfect!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
spikes_heart From: spikes_heart Date: March 13th, 2009 07:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
**cackles**
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
liliaeth From: liliaeth Date: March 13th, 2009 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh God, the world is doomed! Doomed I tell ya.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Never fear, Brain will be a benevolent ruler - if Illyria allows it.
liliaeth From: liliaeth Date: March 14th, 2009 02:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well we know from Freakazoid, that if Brain ever succeeded in taking over the world, that he'd turn the world in a paradise so...
brunettepet From: brunettepet Date: March 13th, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am laughing out loud! The plan components are inspired, especially the balalaika.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
cbtreks From: cbtreks Date: March 14th, 2009 12:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Bwahaha! The best one yet....
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: March 14th, 2009 04:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Ah-hahahahahahahaha! That poor Brain --- everyone is Pinky for him, aren't they?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 08:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 14th, 2009 07:21 am (UTC) (Link)
From Acme Supply Co?
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 14th, 2009 09:00 am (UTC) (Link)
I thought they were mail order only.
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 14th, 2009 10:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Good point -- they don't seem like the kind of company that could guarantee overnight delivery.
katers007 From: katers007 Date: April 6th, 2009 07:35 am (UTC) (Link)
This was cracktastic. Very funny, great job. :)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: April 6th, 2009 07:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
basilio_the_cat From: basilio_the_cat Date: April 7th, 2009 04:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heeee! :D

I can't remember when I last saw Pinky and the Brain. I must have been seven or younger, because whoever's satellite dish had decided to broadcast to our TV stopped doing that around that time. ...CartoonNetwork, Pro7, Sat. There were quite a few great shows that ran on those channels among others... *is nostalgic*

Got sidetracked, sorry.

But well done, Speakr. I loved this! :D
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: April 7th, 2009 07:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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