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My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 2: The God-King at Pooh Corner - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 2: The God-King at Pooh Corner
Here is the second of my drabble series ‘My Last Qwa'ha Xahn Was Taller’ in which Illyria seeks a replacement for Wesley from the most inappropriate fandoms possible. The first one was HERE. G, 100 words.


The God-king at Pooh Corner


“Bother,” said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on him and spilt his Hunny.

“Vile creature, I will disembowel you for attacking my Qwa'ha Xahn,” Illyria scolded, grabbing the little tiger by the neck.

“Oh dear,” said Pooh. “Please don’t do that. Tigger’s my friend.”

“Very well, I shall spare him,” Illyria said. “I wish to do violence. Have you no enemies I can rend limb from limb?”

“Well,” said Pooh, “I’m not very fond of Heffalumps.”

“Then I shall slay Heffalumps,” Illyria declared, “and make trophies of their spines.”

“I don’t think Heffalumps have spines,” Pooh said. “You’re thinking of Hedgehogs.”

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Current Location: The Hundred-Acre Wood
Current Music: "Isn't it funny, how Bears like Hunny"

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ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 4th, 2009 08:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Every time I think I can't find a weirder crossover ... ;-)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 4th, 2009 08:43 am (UTC) (Link)
This isn't weird by my standards; I think BtVS/Thomas the Tank Engine and Gladiator/Winnie the Pooh have it beat. And, of course, there was Miss Marple Versus Godzilla...
ffutures From: ffutures Date: March 4th, 2009 10:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Links? Pretty please???
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 4th, 2009 11:08 am (UTC) (Link)

links

I was just thinking the very same thing ...
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 4th, 2009 11:15 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: links

You’ve already read two of the three, and commented on them, but here are the links anyway. The Battle At Pooh Corner, Thomas and the Troublesome Troll, and Miss Marple Versus Godzilla.

Edited at 2009-03-04 11:15 am (UTC)
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 4th, 2009 11:32 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: links

I knew I'd read at least one, but I wasn't sure about the last two. In any case, I'll read them all again!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 4th, 2009 11:09 am (UTC) (Link)
You’ve already read them, and commented on them, but here are the links anyway. The Battle At Pooh Corner, Thomas and the Troublesome Troll, and Miss Marple Versus Godzilla.

Edited at 2009-03-04 11:13 am (UTC)
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 4th, 2009 11:08 am (UTC) (Link)
You clearly have too much free mind power not being used for other things!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 4th, 2009 11:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Actually it's more the other way round; during these days off I've felt too tired to work on the big WIPs and I've only been able to cope with the drabbles.
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 4th, 2009 11:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Drabbles may be quicker, but for me they've always been much harder to do -- I'm too long winded for them.
ffutures From: ffutures Date: March 4th, 2009 10:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Christopher Robin may be in trouble - he's the only one in that universe with a spine!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 4th, 2009 11:12 am (UTC) (Link)
That might explain why Illyria leaves this universe and goes on to the next.
sammywol From: sammywol Date: March 4th, 2009 12:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snerk!* Although there might be something in Tigger to remind Illyria of her last Pet. Bounce Bounce Tigger!

Just ran a class on Pooh yesterday. Your story and one by a friend that ends with "Oh Bother!" said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh." featured. So your fame spreads.
curiouswombat From: curiouswombat Date: March 4th, 2009 12:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Oh Bother!" said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."

What a brilliant line - is the story available somewhere? Pretty please?
sammywol From: sammywol Date: March 4th, 2009 04:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
That line is all over the net so I don't know that it belongs to just this story. I did not find the story online, it was sent to me by a friend, so I will email it to curiouswombat to pass along the same way.
firefly124 From: firefly124 Date: March 4th, 2009 12:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snicker*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 11:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
brunettepet From: brunettepet Date: March 4th, 2009 02:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Illyria won't find much to rend in this 'verse. I hope she doesn't just start tearing up the Hundred- Acre Wood looking for Heffalumps and hedgehogs!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
She can go on an Expotition.

Maybe she'll find Gopher, that vile creation who was not in the books, and dismember him as he deserves.
spikereader From: spikereader Date: March 4th, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
:D
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
From: ibis_thoth Date: March 4th, 2009 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bravo! Another well done smile to add to the collection.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
From: ellaygee_09 Date: March 4th, 2009 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Snerk!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
gillo From: gillo Date: March 5th, 2009 12:14 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm surprised she didn't pick Tigger as her pet if she liked Shere Khan so much!

You are evil, you know.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Tigger and Shere Khan are alike only in having stripes.

Thank you!
evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: March 5th, 2009 04:23 am (UTC) (Link)
***guffaws and chokes on soda***
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
rahirah From: rahirah Date: March 5th, 2009 04:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Hmm. Possibly Rabbit would make a better Qwa'ha Xahn. he does, after all, know how to Organize Things.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
He is, however, a Secondary Character.
ayinhara From: ayinhara Date: March 5th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pooh and Illyria? What a riot.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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