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My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 2: The God-King at Pooh Corner - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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My Last Qwa’ha Xahn Was Taller 2: The God-King at Pooh Corner
Here is the second of my drabble series ‘My Last Qwa'ha Xahn Was Taller’ in which Illyria seeks a replacement for Wesley from the most inappropriate fandoms possible. The first one was HERE. G, 100 words.


The God-king at Pooh Corner


“Bother,” said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on him and spilt his Hunny.

“Vile creature, I will disembowel you for attacking my Qwa'ha Xahn,” Illyria scolded, grabbing the little tiger by the neck.

“Oh dear,” said Pooh. “Please don’t do that. Tigger’s my friend.”

“Very well, I shall spare him,” Illyria said. “I wish to do violence. Have you no enemies I can rend limb from limb?”

“Well,” said Pooh, “I’m not very fond of Heffalumps.”

“Then I shall slay Heffalumps,” Illyria declared, “and make trophies of their spines.”

“I don’t think Heffalumps have spines,” Pooh said. “You’re thinking of Hedgehogs.”

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Current Location: The Hundred-Acre Wood
Current Music: "Isn't it funny, how Bears like Hunny"

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ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: March 4th, 2009 08:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Every time I think I can't find a weirder crossover ... ;-)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 4th, 2009 08:43 am (UTC) (Link)
This isn't weird by my standards; I think BtVS/Thomas the Tank Engine and Gladiator/Winnie the Pooh have it beat. And, of course, there was Miss Marple Versus Godzilla...
ffutures From: ffutures Date: March 4th, 2009 10:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Christopher Robin may be in trouble - he's the only one in that universe with a spine!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 4th, 2009 11:12 am (UTC) (Link)
That might explain why Illyria leaves this universe and goes on to the next.
sammywol From: sammywol Date: March 4th, 2009 12:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snerk!* Although there might be something in Tigger to remind Illyria of her last Pet. Bounce Bounce Tigger!

Just ran a class on Pooh yesterday. Your story and one by a friend that ends with "Oh Bother!" said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh." featured. So your fame spreads.
curiouswombat From: curiouswombat Date: March 4th, 2009 12:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Oh Bother!" said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."

What a brilliant line - is the story available somewhere? Pretty please?
firefly124 From: firefly124 Date: March 4th, 2009 12:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snicker*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 11:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
brunettepet From: brunettepet Date: March 4th, 2009 02:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Illyria won't find much to rend in this 'verse. I hope she doesn't just start tearing up the Hundred- Acre Wood looking for Heffalumps and hedgehogs!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
She can go on an Expotition.

Maybe she'll find Gopher, that vile creation who was not in the books, and dismember him as he deserves.
spikereader From: spikereader Date: March 4th, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
:D
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
From: ibis_thoth Date: March 4th, 2009 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bravo! Another well done smile to add to the collection.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
From: ellaygee_09 Date: March 4th, 2009 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Snerk!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
gillo From: gillo Date: March 5th, 2009 12:14 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm surprised she didn't pick Tigger as her pet if she liked Shere Khan so much!

You are evil, you know.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Tigger and Shere Khan are alike only in having stripes.

Thank you!
evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: March 5th, 2009 04:23 am (UTC) (Link)
***guffaws and chokes on soda***
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
rahirah From: rahirah Date: March 5th, 2009 04:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Hmm. Possibly Rabbit would make a better Qwa'ha Xahn. he does, after all, know how to Organize Things.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 12:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
He is, however, a Secondary Character.
ayinhara From: ayinhara Date: March 5th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pooh and Illyria? What a riot.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: March 5th, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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