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Drabble: Sexual Healing - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: Sexual Healing
Here is a silly little drabble inspired by a reference in a post (Friends-locked) by hurry_sundown. 100 words, of course, rating PG, BtVS...

Sexual Healing


“Okay,” Buffy said, “so what’s this curse Anya’s put on us?”

“It’s kinda weird,” Willow answered, “and, well, embarrassing.”

“Just bloody tell us, Red,” Spike ordered.

“Uh, right,” Willow said. “It’s gonna make both of you weaker and weaker until you die. Spike might make it, ‘cause hey, already dead, but not Buffy.”

“But there’s a cure, right?” Buffy asked.

“Yep,” Willow assured her. “You have to, uh, have sex. Satisfying sex. The only cure is simultaneous orgasm.”

“Bloody typical,” Spike said. “Right, Slayer, always wanted to say this.” His voice deepened. “Come with me if you want to live.”

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deird1 From: deird1 Date: January 12th, 2009 02:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh. Very fun.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
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speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! Glad it amused you!
hurry_sundown From: hurry_sundown Date: January 12th, 2009 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh. Glad to be of assistance. *g*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
vikingprincess From: vikingprincess Date: January 12th, 2009 02:36 am (UTC) (Link)
AAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You're still the king of evil geniuses!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh! Thank you.
evilawyer From: evilawyer Date: January 12th, 2009 02:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Such an opportunist, that Spike, even with the double entendres. Funny!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
hurry_sundown From: hurry_sundown Date: January 12th, 2009 02:52 am (UTC) (Link)
*headsmack*

Forgot this part - Hugh Dillon is a Canadian musician and actor. He used to front a band called The Headstones, now has a group called The Hugh Dillon Redemption Choir, and presently appears in the tv show Flashpoint. He also starred in a cult classic movie called Hard Core Logo. This is probably more than you wanted to know, but Hugh is sort of the man of the moment in C6D (Six Degrees of Canada) fandom, and I tend to get a little enthusiatic.
appomattoxco From: appomattoxco Date: January 12th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee! Anya is much better at cursing people than those silly Gypsies.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
She is indeed - but then she's had more practice.
sp23 From: sp23 Date: January 12th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC) (Link)
LOLOL

And then she staked him. And then she said, "Oops." ;-)
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 08:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!

Happy Birthday!
xc_runner50 From: xc_runner50 Date: January 12th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC) (Link)
I have a feeling that once Buffy goes Spike, she won't ever look back. Those poor other men who were after her.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I ship Spike with a lot of girls; but when I do so I always have trouble coming up with an alternative partner for Buffy.
diachrony From: diachrony Date: January 12th, 2009 06:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Ha! There could be worse cures, methinks.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Indeed so - but it's a cure that isn't always easy to find.
draconin From: draconin Date: January 12th, 2009 08:35 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG! That's SO bad!

ROFL
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
bogwitch From: bogwitch Date: January 12th, 2009 08:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ozma914 From: ozma914 Date: January 12th, 2009 08:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, I just spit food across the room.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
You should know better by now.
ffutures From: ffutures Date: January 12th, 2009 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Naughty Anya!
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Indeed so.
framefolly From: framefolly Date: January 12th, 2009 02:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snort*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: January 12th, 2009 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
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