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Drabble: You Little Thief - Words in the Heroes' Tongue
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Drabble: You Little Thief
Here is yet another in the ‘War of the Rings’ Lord of the Rings crossover drabble series that beer_good_foamy and I have been bouncing around between us. The complete series (including one done by someone else that fits exactly into the internal continuity) is now in Memories.

You Little Thief


Faith padded barefoot into the Great Hall, relaxed and happy after a dalliance with the Sons of Elrond, in search of a post-coital cigarette. She went to the chair where she had left her jacket, put her hand in the pocket, and came up empty.

Pippin squirmed nervously and attempted to hide the packet behind his back. Faith spotted the movement.

“You little thief!” Faith growled, and she charged. Pippin fled.

“Have some of my Longbottom Leaf,” Gandalf offered, proffering his pouch.

“Not now, wizard dude,” Faith replied, lashing out a foot at Pippin, “I’m trying to kick the hobbit.”

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Current Location: Minas Tirith
Current Music: Feargal Sharkey, "You Little Thief"

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adriana_is From: adriana_is Date: July 2nd, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
(groan)

speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 7th, 2008 09:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course!
ffutures From: ffutures Date: July 2nd, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
That could get hobbit-forming.
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 7th, 2008 09:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Punning is an unbreakable hobbit of mine.
sammywol From: sammywol Date: July 2nd, 2008 07:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggles!*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 7th, 2008 09:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
gillo From: gillo Date: July 2nd, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
But what has it got in its pocketses, my preciousss?

speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 7th, 2008 09:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Twenty Kingsize for the Slayer from another world...
woman_of_ From: woman_of_ Date: July 2nd, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Truely groanworthy! Truely
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 7th, 2008 09:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Indeed!
mymatedave From: mymatedave Date: July 2nd, 2008 08:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
*grins*
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 7th, 2008 09:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
ayinhara From: ayinhara Date: July 2nd, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
This one is rated two groans: one from me and one from my husband (who is another Niven fan).
speakr2customrs From: speakr2customrs Date: July 7th, 2008 09:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Lord of the Ringworlds?
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